',I HAD TO ,GU>D AN ,EMPTY ,ROOM' 

,PEOPLE 3 

,AU?OR 3 ,DAVID ,GRAEB] 

,TEXT 3 

,ONE DAY1 ! WALL %ELVES 9 MY (FICE COLLAPS$4 ,?IS LEFT BOOKS SCATT]$ ALL OV] ! FLOOR & A JAGG$1 HALF-DISLOCAT$ METAL FRAME ?AT ONCE HELD ! %ELVES 9 PLACE DANGL+ OV] MY DESK4 ,I'M A PR(ESSOR ( AN?ROPOLOGY AT A UNIV]SITY4 ,A C>P5T] APPE>$ AN H\R LAT] TO 9SPECT ! DAMAGE1 & ANN\NC$ GRAVELY ?AT1 AS !RE W]E BOOKS ALL OV] ! FLOOR1 SAFETY RULES PREV5T$ HIM FROM 5T]+ ! ROOM OR TAK+ FUR!R ACTION4 ,I W\LD HAVE TO /ACK ! BOOKS & NOT T\* ANY?+ ELSE1 :]EUPON HE W\LD RETURN AT ! E>LIE/ AVAILABLE OPPORTUNITY4 

,! C>P5T] NEV] REAPPE>$4 ,EA* DAY1 SOMEONE 9 ! AN?ROPOLOGY DEP>TM5T W\LD CALL1 (T5 MULTIPLE TIMES1 TO ASK AB\T ! FATE ( ! C>P5T]1 :O ALWAYS TURN$ \T TO HAVE SOME?+ EXTREMELY PRESS+ TO DO4 ,BY ! TIME A WEEK WAS \T1 IT HAD BECOME APP>5T ?AT !RE WAS ONE MAN EMPLOY$ BY BUILD+S & GR\NDS :OSE 5TIRE JOB IT WAS TO APOLOGIZE = ! FACT ?AT ! C>P5T] HADN'T COME4 ,HE SEEM$ A NICE MAN4 ,/ILL1 IT'S H>D TO IMAG9E HE WAS P>TICUL>LY HAPPY ) HIS WORK LIFE4 

,EV]YONE IS FAMILI> ) ! SORT ( JOBS ?AT DON'T SEEM1 TO ! \TSID]1 REALLY TO DO MU* ( ANY?+3 ,H,R CONSULTANTS1 COMMUNICATIONS COORD9ATORS1 ,P,R RESE>*]S1 F9ANCIAL /RATEGI/S1 CORPORATE LAWY]S OR ! SORT ( PEOPLE :O SP5D !IR TIME /AFF+ COMMITTEES ?AT DISCUSS ! PROBLEM ( UNNECESS>Y COMMITTEES4 ,:AT IF !SE JOBS REALLY >E USELESS1 & ?OSE :O HOLD !M >E ACTUALLY AW>E ( IT8 ,C\LD !RE BE ANY?+ MORE DEMORALIZ+ ?AN HAV+ TO WAKE UP 9 ! MORN+ FIVE \T ( SEV5 DAYS ( ONE'S ADULT LIFE TO P]=M A TASK ?AT ONE BELIEVES DOES NOT NE$ TO BE P]=M$1 IS SIMPLY A WA/E ( TIME OR RES\RCES1 OR EV5 MAKES ! WORLD WORSE8 ,!RE >E PL5TY ( SURVEYS AB\T :E!R PEOPLE >E HAPPY AT WORK1 BUT :AT AB\T :E!R PEOPLE FEEL !IR JOBS HAVE ANY GOOD REASON TO EXI/8 ,I DECID$ TO 9VE/IGATE ?IS PH5OM5ON BY DRAW+ ON MORE ?AN #be TE/IMONIES FROM PEOPLE >\ND ! WORLD :O FELT !Y ONCE HAD1 OR N[ HAVE1 :AT ,I CALL A BULL%IT JOB4 

,:AT IS A BULL%IT JOB8 

,! DEF9+ FEATURE IS ?IS3 ONE SO COMPLETELY PO9TLESS ?AT EV5 ! P]SON :O HAS TO P]=M IT EV]Y DAY CANNOT CONV9CE !MSELVES !RE'S A GOOD REASON = !M TO BE DO+ IT4 ,!Y MAY NOT BE ABLE TO ADMIT ?IS TO !IR C[ORK]S - (T51 !RE >E V]Y GOOD REASONS NOT TO DO SO - BUT !Y >E CONV9C$ ! JOB IS PO9TLESS NONE!LESS4 

,BULL%IT JOBS >E NOT JU/ JOBS ?AT >E USELESS2 TYPICALLY1 !RE HAS TO BE SOME DEGREE ( PRET5SE & FRAUD 9VOLV$ AS WELL4 ,! EMPLOYEE MU/ FEEL OBLIG$ TO PRET5D ?AT !RE IS1 9 FACT1 A GOOD REASON !IR JOB EXI/S1 EV5 IF1 PRIVATELY1 !Y F9D SU* CLAIMS RIDICUL\S4 

,:5 PEOPLE SPEAK ( BULL%IT JOBS1 !Y >E G5]ALLY REF]R+ TO EMPLOYM5T ?AT 9VOLVES BE+ PAID TO WORK = SOMEONE ELSE1 EI!R ON A WAG$ OR SAL>I$ BASIS 7MO/ W\LD 9CLUDE PAID CONSULTANCIES74 ,OBVI\SLY1 !RE >E MANY SELF-EMPLOY$ PEOPLE :O MANAGE TO GET MONEY FROM O!RS BY MEANS ( FALSELY PRET5D+ TO PROVIDE !M ) SOME B5EFIT OR S]VICE 7NORMALLY WE CALL !M GRIFT]S1 SCAM >TI/S1 *>LATANS OR FRAUDS71 JU/ AS !RE >E SELF-EMPLOY$ PEOPLE :O GET MONEY (F O!RS BY DO+ OR ?REAT5+ TO DO !M H>M 7NORMALLY WE REF] TO !M AS MUGG]S1 BURGL>S1 EXTORTIONI/S OR ?IEVES74 ,9 ! FIR/ CASE1 AT LEA/1 WE CAN DEF9ITELY SPEAK ( BULL%IT1 BUT NOT ( BULL%IT JOBS1 BECAUSE !SE >5'T 0JOBS01 PROP]LY SPEAK+4 ,A CON JOB IS AN ACT1 NOT A PR(ESSION4 ,PEOPLE DO SOMETIMES SPEAK ( PR(ESSIONAL BURGL>S1 BUT ?IS IS JU/ A WAY ( SAY+ ?AT !FT IS ! BURGL>'S PRIM>Y S\RCE ( 9COME4 

,!SE CONSID]ATIONS ALL[ US TO =MULATE :AT ,I ?9K CAN S]VE AS A F9AL WORK+ DEF9ITION ( A BULL%IT JOB3 A =M ( PAID EMPLOYM5T ?AT IS SO COMPLETELY PO9TLESS1 UNNECESS>Y1 OR P]NICI\S ?AT EV5 ! EMPLOYEE CANNOT JU/IFY ITS EXI/5CE1 EV5 ?\<1 AS P>T ( ! CONDITIONS ( EMPLOYM5T1 ! EMPLOYEE FEELS OBLIG$ TO PRET5D ?AT ?IS IS NOT ! CASE4 

,! FIVE TYPES ( BULL%IT JOB 

,FLUNKIES 

,!Y >E GIV5 SOME M9OR TASK TO JU/IFY !IR EXI/5CE1 BUT ?IS IS REALLY JU/ A PRETEXT3 9 REALITY1 FLUNKY JOBS >E ?OSE ?AT EXI/ ONLY OR PRIM>ILY TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE LOOK OR FEEL IMPORTANT4 ,A CLASSIC FLUNKY IS SOMEONE LIKE ,/EVE1 :O TOLD ME1 0,I JU/ GRADUAT$1 & MY NEW 'JOB' BASICALLY CONSI/S ( MY BOSS =W>D+ EMAILS TO ME ) ! MESSAGE3 ',/EVE REF] TO ! BEL['1 & ,I REPLY ?AT ! EMAIL IS 9CONSEQU5TIAL OR SPAM40 

,DOORM5 >E ! MO/ OBVI\S EXAMPLE4 ,!Y P]=M ! SAME FUNCTION 9 ! H\SES ( ! V]Y RI* ?AT ELECTRONIC 9T]COMS HAVE P]=M$ = EV]YONE ELSE S9CE AT LEA/ ! #a#i#eS4 ,9 SOME C\NTRIES1 SU* AS ,BRAZIL1 SOME BUILD+S /ILL HAVE UNI=M$ ELEVATOR OP]ATORS :OSE 5TIRE JOB IS TO PU% ! BUTTON = Y\4 ,FUR!R EXAMPLES >E RECEPTIONI/S & FRONT-DESK P]SONNEL AT PLACES ?AT OBVI\SLY DON'T NE$ !M4 ,O!R FLUNKIES PROVIDE A BADGE ( IMPORTANCE4 ,!SE 9CLUDE COLD CALL]S1 :O MAKE CONTACT ) POT5TIAL CLI5TS ON ! UND]/&+ ?AT ! BROK] = :OM !Y WORK IS SO BUSY MAK+ MONEY ?AT !Y NE$ AN ASSI/ANT TO MAKE ?IS CALL4 

,GOONS 

,!SE >E PEOPLE :OSE JOBS HAVE AN AGGRESSIVE ELEM5T BUT1 CRUCIALLY1 :O EXI/ ONLY BECAUSE O!R PEOPLE ALSO EMPLOY PEOPLE 9 !SE ROLES4 ,! MO/ OBVI\S EXAMPLE ( ?IS >E NATIONAL >M$ =CES4 ,C\NTRIES NE$ >MIES ONLY BECAUSE O!R C\NTRIES HAVE >MIES2 IF NO ONE HAD AN >MY1 >MIES W\LD NOT BE NE$$4 ,BUT ! SAME CAN BE SAID ( MO/ LOBBYI/S1 ,P,R SPECIALI/S1 TELEM>KET]S & CORPORATE LAWY]S4 

,GOONS F9D !IR JOBS OBJECTIONABLE NOT JU/ BECAUSE !Y FEEL !Y LACK POSITIVE VALUE1 BUT ALSO BECAUSE !Y SEE !M AS ESS5TIALLY MANIPULATIVE & AGGRESSIVE4 ,!SE 9CLUDE A LOT ( CALL-C5T] EMPLOYES3 0,Y\'RE MAK+ AN ACTIVE NEGATIVE CONTRIBUTION TO PEOPLE'S DAY10 EXPLA9$ ONE ANONYM\S TE/IMONY4 0,I CALL$ PEOPLE UP TO HOCK !M USELESS %IT3 SPECIFICALLY1 ACCESS TO !IR 'CR$IT SCORE' ?AT !Y C\LD OBTA9 = FREE ELSE:]E1 BUT ?AT WE W]E (F]+1 ) SOME M9DLESS ADD-ONS1 = ,G,B,P#f4#i#i A MON?40 

,DUCT-TAP]S 

,!SE EMPLOYES' JOBS EXI/ ONLY BECAUSE ( A GLIT* OR FAULT 9 ! ORGANIZATION2 !Y >E !RE TO SOLVE A PROBLEM ?AT \<T NOT TO EXI/4 ,! MO/ OBVI\S EXAMPLES ( DUCT-TAP]S >E ?OSE :OSE JOB IT IS TO UNDO ! DAMAGE DONE BY SLOPPY OR 9COMPET5T SUP]IORS4 

,MANY DUCT-TAP] JOBS >E ! RESULT ( A GLIT* 9 ! SY/EM ?AT NO ONE HAS BO!R$ TO CORRECT - TASKS ?AT C\LD EASILY BE AUTOMAT$1 = 9/ANCE1 BUT HAV5'T BE5 EI!R BECAUSE NO ONE HAS GOT >\ND TO IT1 OR BECAUSE ! MANAG] WANTS TO MA9TA9 AS MANY SUBORD9ATES AS POSSIBLE1 OR BECAUSE ( SOME /RUCTURAL CONFUSION4 

,MAGDA'S JOB REQUIR$ H] TO PRO(READ RESE>* REPORTS WRITT5 BY H] COMPANY'S /> RESE>*]-/ATI/ICIAN4 0,! MAN DIDN'T KN[ ! FIR/ ?+ AB\T /ATI/ICS1 & HE /RUGGL$ TO PRODUCE GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT S5T5CES4 ,I'D REW>D MYSELF ) A CAKE IF ,I F\ND A COH]5T P>AGRAPH4 ,I LO/ #a#bLB WORK+ 9 ?AT COMPANY4 ,MY JOB WAS TO CONV9CE HIM TO UND]TAKE A MAJOR REWORK+ ( EV]Y REPORT HE PRODUC$4 ,( C\RSE1 HE W\LD NEV] AGREE TO CORRECT ANY?+1 SO ,I W\LD !N HAVE TO TAKE ! REPORT TO ! COMPANY DIRECTORS4 ,!Y W]E /ATI/ICALLY ILLIT]ATE1 TOO1 BUT1 BE+ ! DIRECTORS1 !Y C\LD DRAG ?+S \T EV5 MORE40 

,BOX-TICK]S 

,!SE EMPLOYES EXI/ ONLY OR PRIM>ILY TO ALL[ AN ORGANIZATION TO BE ABLE TO CLAIM IT IS DO+ SOME?+ ?AT1 9 FACT1 IT IS NOT DO+4 ,! MO/ MIS]ABLE ?+ AB\T BOX-TICK+ JOBS IS ?AT ! EMPLOYEE IS USUALLY AW>E ?AT NOT ONLY DOES ! BOX-TICK+ EX]CISE DO NO?+ T[>DS ACCOMPLI%+ ITS O/5SIBLE PURPOSE1 BUT ALSO IT UND]M9ES IT1 BECAUSE IT DIV]TS TIME & RES\RCES AWAY FROM ! PURPOSE ITSELF4 

,WE'RE ALL FAMILI> ) BOX-TICK+ AS A =M ( GOV]NM5T4 ,IF A GOV]NM5T'S EMPLOYES >E CAU<T DO+ SOME?+ V]Y BAD - TAK+ BRIBES1 = 9/ANCE1 OR %OOT+ CITIZ5S AT TRAFFIC LI<TS - ! FIR/ REACTION IS 9V>IABLY TO CREATE A 0FACT-F9D+ COMMISSION0 TO GET TO ! BOTTOM ( ?+S4 ,?IS S]VES TWO FUNCTIONS4 ,FIR/ ( ALL1 IT'S A WAY ( 9SI/+ ?AT1 ASIDE FROM A SMALL GR\P ( MISCREANTS1 NO ONE HAD ANY IDEA ?AT ANY ( ?IS WAS HAPP5+ 7?IS1 ( C\RSE1 IS R>ELY TRUE72 SECOND1 IT'S A WAY ( IMPLY+ ?AT ONCE ALL ! FACTS >E 91 SOMEONE WILL DEF9ITELY DO SOME?+ AB\T IT 7?IS USUALLY ISN'T TRUE1 EI!R74 

,LOCAL GOV]NM5T HAS BE5 DESCRIB$ AS LITTLE MORE ?AN AN 5DLESS SEQU5CE ( BOX-TICK+ RITUALS REVOLV+ >\ND MON?LY 0T>GET FIGURES04 ,!RE >E ALL SORTS ( WAYS ?AT PRIVATE COMPANIES EMPLOY PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO TELL !MSELVES !Y >E DO+ SOME?+ ?AT !Y >5'T REALLY DO+4 ,MANY L>GE CORPORATIONS1 = 9/ANCE1 MA9TA9 !IR [N 9-H\SE MAGAZ9ES OR EV5 TELEVISION *ANNELS1 ! O/5SIBLE PURPOSE ( :I* IS TO KEEP EMPLOYES UP TO DATE ON 9T]E/+ NEWS & DEVELOPM5TS1 BUT :I*1 9 FACT1 EXI/ = ALMO/ NO REASON O!R ?AN TO ALL[ EXECUTIVES TO EXP]I5CE ?AT W>M & PLEASANT FEEL+ ?AT COMES :5 Y\ SEE A FAVORABLE /ORY AB\T Y\RSELF 9 ! M$IA4 

,TASKMA/]S 

,!SE FALL 9TO TWO GR\PS4 ,TYPE ONE COMPRISES ?OSE :OSE ROLE CONSI/S 5TIRELY ( ASSIGN+ WORK TO O!RS4 ,?IS JOB CAN BE CONSID]$ BULL%IT IF ! TASKMA/] BELIEVES !RE IS NO NE$ = !IR 9T]V5TION1 & ?AT IF !Y W]E NOT !RE1 UND]L+S W\LD BE P]FECTLY CAPABLE ( C>RY+ ON BY !MSELVES4 

,:]EAS ! FIR/ V>IETY ( TASKMA/] IS M]ELY USELESS1 ! SECOND V>IETY DOES ACTUAL H>M4 ,!SE >E TASKMA/]S :OSE PRIM>Y ROLE IS TO CREATE BULL%IT TASKS = O!RS TO DO1 TO SUP]VISE BULL%IT1 OR EV5 TO CREATE 5TIRELY NEW BULL%IT JOBS4 

,A TASKMA/] MAY SP5D AT LEA/ #g#e.0 ( !IR TIME ALLOCAT+ TASKS & MONITOR+ IF ! UND]L+ IS DO+ !M1 EV5 ?\< !Y HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO BELIEVE ! UND]L+S 9 QUE/ION W\LD BEHAVE ANY DIFF]5TLY IF !Y W]5'T !RE4 

0,/RATEGIC MISSION /ATEM5TS0 7OR1 EV5 WORSE1 0/RATEGIC VISION DOCUM5TS07 9/ILL A P>TICUL> T]ROR 9 ACADEMICS4 ,!SE >E ! PRIM>Y MEANS BY :I* CORPORATE MANAGEM5T TE*NIQUES - SETT+ UP QUANTIFIABLE ME?ODS = ASSESS+ P]=MANCE1 =C+ TEA*]S & S*OL>S TO SP5D MORE & MORE ( !IR TIME ASSESS+ & JU/IFY+ :AT !Y DO1 & LESS & LESS TIME ACTUALLY DO+ IT - >E 9S9UAT$ 9TO ACADEMIC LIFE4 

,I %\LD ADD ?AT !RE IS REALLY ONLY ONE CLASS ( PEOPLE :O NOT ONLY D5Y !IR JOBS >E PO9TLESS1 BUT ALSO EXPRESS \TRI<T HO/ILITY TO ! V]Y IDEA ?AT \R ECONOMY IS RIFE ) BULL%IT JOBS4 ,!SE >E - PR$ICTABLY 5\< - BUS9ESS [N]S & O!RS 9 *>GE ( HIR+ & FIR+4 ,NO ONE1 !Y 9SI/1 W\LD EV] SP5D COMPANY MONEY ON AN EMPLOYEE :O WASN'T NE$$4 ,ALL ! PEOPLE :O >E CONV9C$ !IR JOBS >E WOR?LESS MU/ BE DELUD$1 OR SELF-IMPORTANT1 OR SIMPLY DON'T UND]/& !IR REAL FUNCTION1 :I* IS FULLY VISIBLE ONLY TO ?OSE ABOVE4 ,ONE MI<T BE TEMPT$ TO CONCLUDE FROM ?IS RESPONSE ?AT ?IS IS ONE CLASS ( PEOPLE :O G5U9ELY DON'T REALIZE !IR [N JOBS >E BULL%IT4 

,DO Y\ HAVE A BULL%IT JOB8 

,!SE HOLD]S ( BULL%IT JOBS TE/IFY TO ! MIS]Y ?AT CAN 5SUE :5 ! ONLY *ALL5GE Y\ CAN OV]COME 9 Y\R WORK IS ! *ALL5GE ( COM+ TO T]MS ) ! FACT ?AT Y\ >E NOT1 9 FACT1 PRES5T$ ) ANY *ALL5GES2 :5 ! ONLY WAY Y\ CAN EX]CISE Y\R P[]S IS 9 COM+ UP ) CREATIVE WAYS TO COV] UP ! FACT ?AT Y\ CANNOT EX]CISE Y\R P[]S2 ( MANAG+ ! FACT ?AT Y\ HAVE1 COMPLETELY AGA9/ Y\R *OOS+1 BE5 TURN$ 9TO A P>ASITE & A FRAUD4 ,ALL WANT$ TO REMA9 ANONYM\S3 

,GU>D+ AN EMPTY ROOM 

0,I WORK$ AS A MUSEUM GU>D = A GLOBAL SECURITY COMPANY 9 A MUSEUM :]E ONE EXHIBITION ROOM WAS LEFT UNUS$4 ,MY JOB WAS TO GU>D ?AT EMPTY ROOM1 5SUR+ NO MUSEUM GUE/S T\*$ !1 WELL1 NO?+ 9 ! ROOM & 5SURE NOBODY SET ANY FIRES4 ,TO KEEP MY M9D %>P & ATT5TION UNDIVID$1 ,I WAS =BIDD5 ANY =M ( M5TAL /IMULATION1 LIKE BOOKS1 PHONES1 ETC4 ,AS NOBODY WAS EV] !RE1 ,I SAT /ILL & TWIDDL$ MY ?UMBS = SEV5 & A HALF H\RS1 WAIT+ = ! FIRE AL>M TO S\ND4 ,IF IT DID1 ,I WAS TO CALMLY /& UP & WALK \T4 ,?AT WAS IT40 

,COPY+ & PA/+ 

0,I WAS GIV5 ONE RESPONSIBILITY3 WAT*+ AN 9BOX ?AT RECEIV$ EMAILS 9 A C]TA9 =M FROM EMPLOYES ASK+ = TE* HELP1 & COPY & PA/E IT 9TO A DIFF]5T =M4 ,NOT ONLY WAS ?IS A TEXTBOOK EXAMPLE ( AN AUTOMATABLE JOB1 IT ACTUALLY US$ TO BE AUTOMAT$4 ,!RE WAS SOME DISAGREEM5T BETWE5 MANAG]S ?AT L$ TO A /&>DIZATION ?AT NULLIFI$ ! AUTOMATION40 

,LOOK+ BUSY 

0,I WAS HIR$ AS A TEMP BUT NOT ASSIGN$ ANY DUTIES4 ,I WAS TOLD IT WAS V]Y IMPORTANT ?AT ,I /AY BUSY1 BUT ,I WASN'T TO PLAY GAMES OR SURF ! WEB4 ,MY PRIM>Y FUNCTION SEEM$ TO BE OCCUPY+ A *AIR & CONTRIBUT+ TO ! DECORUM ( ! (FICE4 ,AT FIR/1 ?IS SEEM$ PRETTY EASY1 BUT ,I QUICKLY DISCOV]$ ?AT LOOK+ BUSY :5 Y\ >5'T IS ONE ( ! LEA/ PLEASANT (FICE ACTIVITIES IMAG9ABLE4 ,9 FACT1 AFT] TWO DAYS1 IT WAS CLE> ?AT ?IS WAS GO+ TO BE ! WOR/ JOB ,I HAD EV] HAD4 ,I 9/ALL$ ,LYNX1 A TEXT-ONLY WEB BR[S] ?AT BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE A ,D,O,S .<DISK-OP]AT+ SY/EM.> W9D[4 ,NO IMAGES1 JU/ MONOSPAC$ TEXT ON AN 5DLESS BLACK BACKGR\ND4 ,MY ABS5TM9D$ BR[S+ ( ! 9T]NET N[ APPE>$ TO BE ! WORK ( A SKILL$ TE*NICIAN1 ! WEB BR[S] A T]M9AL 9TO :I* DILIG5TLY TYP$ COMM&S SIGNAL$ MY 5DLESS PRODUCTIVITY40 

,SITT+ 9 ! RI<T PLACE 

0,I WORK 9 A COLLEGE DORMITORY DUR+ ! SUMM]4 ,I HAVE WORK$ AT ?IS JOB = ?REE YE>S1 & AT ?IS PO9T IT IS /ILL UNCLE> TO ME :AT MY ACTUAL DUTIES >E4 ,PRIM>ILY1 IT SEEMS ?AT MY JOB CONSI/S ( PHYSICALLY OCCUPY+ SPACE AT ! FRONT DESK4 ,:ILE 5GAG$ 9 ?IS1 ,I AM FREE TO 'PURSUE MY [N PROJECTS'1 :I* ,I TAKE TO MEAN MA9LY CREAT+ RUBB] B& BALLS \T ( RUBB] B&S ,I F9D 9 ! CAB9ETS4 ,:5 ,I AM NOT BUSY ) ?IS1 ,I MI<T BE *ECK+ ! (FICE EMAIL ACC\NT 7,I HAVE BASICALLY NO TRA9+ OR ADM9I/RATIVE P[]1 ( C\RSE1 SO ALL ,I CAN DO IS =W>D !SE EMAILS TO MY BOSS71 MOV+ PACKAGES FROM ! DOOR1 :]E !Y GET DROPP$ (F1 TO ! PACKAGE ROOM1 ANSW]+ PHONE CALLS 7AGA91 ,I KN[ NO?+ & R>ELY ANSW] A QUE/ION TO ! CALL]'S SATISFACTION71 OR F9D+ KET*UP PACKETS FROM #be 9 ! DESK DRAW]S4 ,= !SE DUTIES1 ,I AM PAID @s#a#d AN H\R40 

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