,COMMITTEE = ,SURREALI/ ,9VE/IGATION ( ,CLAIMS ( ! ,NORMAL ,PEOPLE 3 ,AU?OR 3 ,ROB]T ,ANTON ,WILSON ,TEXT 3 ,WILSON DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS A 0GU]RILLA ONTOLOGI/10 SIGNIFY+ HIS 9T5T TO ,A,T,T,A,C,K LANGUAGE & KN[L$GE ! WAY T]RORI/S ,A,T,T,A,C,K !IR T>GETS3 TO JUMP \T FROM ! %AD[S = AN UNPROVOK$ ,A,T,T,A,C,K1 !N SL9K BACK & HIDE BEH9D A HE>TY BELLY-LAU<4 -- ,ROB]T ,%EAFF]1 ,! ,SKEPTICAL ,9QUIR]1 ,SUMM] #aii ,DUBL91 #a#i#h#f4 ,I HAD GIV5 A TALK TO ! ,IRI% ,SCI5CE-,FICTION ,SOCIETY & ! QUE/ION P]IOD BEGAN4 0,DO Y\ BELIEVE 9 ,U,F,OS80 SOMEBODY ASK$4 0,YES1 ( C\RSE10 ,I ANSW]$4 ,! QUE/ION]1 :O LOOK$ QUITE Y\NG1 !N BUR/ 9TO A LONG SPEE*1 0PROV+0 AT LEA/ TO HIS [N SATISFACTION ?AT ALL ,U,F,OS 0REALLY >E0 SUN-DOGS OR HEAT 9V]SIONS4 ,:5 HE F9ALLY RAN D[N ,I SIMPLY REPLI$1 0,WELL1 WE BO? 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WEA!R4 0,T]RIBLE RA9 & W9D = ?IS TIME ( YE>10 ,O',BRIAN V5TUR$4 0,AH1 FAI?10 ,NOLAN REPLI$1 0,I DO NOT BELIEVE IT IS ?IS TIME ( YE> AT ALL1 AT ALL40 ,AT ?IS1 ,MURPHY SPOKE UP4 0,AH1 ,JAYSUS10 HE SAID1 0,I'VE NEV] SE5 A BOOG]9' NORMAL DAY40 ,HE PAUS$ TO SET D[N HIS P9T1 !N ADD$ ?\S 9 ! RECORD EXCEPT A REM>K GLEAN$ BY ,PR(4 ,LA,PUTA FROM ONE ,NORA ,DOLAN1 A H\SEWIFE ( ! VIC9ITY3 0,SURE1 ?AT ,MURPHY LAD NEV] DID ANY H>D WORK EXCEPT = GETT+ UP (F ! FLOOR & NAVIGAT+ HIMSELF BACK ONTO ! B>-/OOL1 AFT] HE FELL (F1 & HE ONLY DID ?AT TWICE A NIRY'S 9V5TION ( PATAPHYSICS4 ,F9NEGAN'S PAP] BEGAN ) ! ELECTRIFY+ S5T5CE1 0,! AV]AGE ,CANADIAN HAS ONE TE/ICLE1 JU/ LIKE ,ADOLPH ,HITL] -- OR1 MORE PRECISELY1 ! AV]AGE ,CANADIAN HAS 4#i#f TE/ICLES1 AN EV5 SADD] PLID H\S+ 9 ,ASIA1 HAS #a4#d VAG9AS1 CANNOT READ OR WRITE1 SUFF]S FROM MALNUTRITION & NEV] HE>D ( ,SILK5 ,?OMAS ,FITZG]ALD OR ,BRIAN ,BORU4 0,! NORMAL10 HE CONCLUD$ 0CONSI/S ( A NULL SET :I* NOBODY & NO?+ REALLY FITS40 ,?US BEGAN ! SCI5CE ( ,PATAPSY*OLOGY1 ,PR(4 ,F9NEGAN'S MO/ 5DUR+1 & 5DE>+1 CONTRIBUTION TO ! WORLD -- ASIDE FROM ! COMPUT]-5HANC$ PHOTOS ( ! ,FACE ON ,M>S ) :I* HE 5DEAVOR$ TO PROVE ?AT ! ,FACE DEPICT$ ,MOI%E ,HORWITZ1 HIS LIFELONG M5TOR & IDOL4 ,?IS1 ( C\RSE1 REMA9S HID ,HOAGL&1 :O BELIEVE ! ,FACE LOOKS MORE LIKE ! ,SPH9X1 ?OSE :O 9SI/ IT LOOKS LIKE ,ELVIS TO !M1 & ! DULL>DS :O ONLY SEE IT AS A BUN* ( ROCKS4 ,NOBODY %\LD CONFUSE ,PATAPSY*OLOGY ) P>APSY*OLOGY1 AL?\< ?IS PRECISE MISUND]/&+ EVID5TLY 9SPIR$ ! LONG & V5OM\S DIATRIBES AGA9/ ,F9NEGAN BY ,PR(4 ,%EISS5HOS5 ( ,HEIDELB]G4 7,WE NE$ NOT CR$IT ! ALLEGATIONS ( ,H]R ,DOKTOR ,HAMBURG] ?AT ,%EISS5HOS5 ALSO DISPAT*$ ! ?REE SEP>ATE LETT]-BOMBS S5T TO ,F9NEGAN 9 #a#i#h#b1 '#h#c & '#h#g4 ,EV5 9 ! MO/ HEAT$ ACADEMIC DEBATE SOME LIMITS ( DECOREM %\LD REMA91 ONE W\LD HOPE47 ,%EISS5HOS5 EVID5TLY BELIEV$ ?AT 0P>APSY*OLOGY0 REPRES5T$ AN UNPROVOK$ ATTACK ON HIS LANGUAGE & ?\APSY*OLOGY4 ,Y\ WILL F9D MORE AB\T ! ,%EISS5HOS5-,F9NEGAN-,LA,PUTA-,HAMBURG] CONTROV]SY 9 DE,SELBY'S ,F9NEGAN3 ,5IGMA ( ! ,OCCID5T1 ,T\RNEUR'S ,F9NEGAN3 ,HOMME \ ,DIEU8 &_/OR ,%EISS5HOS5'S [N ,F9NEGANISMUS UND ,DUMMHEIT 7#f VOLUMES74 ,PATAPSY*OLOGY BEG9S FROM ,MURPHY'S ,LAW1 AS ,F9NEGAN CALL$ ! ,FIR/ ,AXIOM1 ADOPT$ FROM ,SEAN ,MURPHY4 ,?IS SAYS1& ,I QUOTE10,! NORMAL DOES NOT EXI/4 ,! AV]AGE DOES NOT EXI/4 ,WE KN[ ONLY A V]Y L>GE BUT PROBABLY F9ITE PHALANX ( DISCRETE SPACE-TIME EV5TS 5C\NT]$ & 5DUR$40 ,9 LESS TE*NICAL LANGUAGE1 ! ,BO>D ( ! ,COLLEGE ( ,PATAPSY*OLOGY (F]S ONE MILLION ,IRI% PUNDS .<>\ND @s#g1 ,AM]ICAN.> TO ANY 0NORMALI/0 :O CAN EXHIBIT 0A NORMAL SUNSET1 AN AV]AGE ,BEE?OV5 SONATA1 AN ORD9>Y ,PLAYMATE ( ! ,MON?1 OR ANY ?+ OR EV5T 9 SPACE-TIME ?AT QUALIFIES AS NORMAL1 AV]AGE OR ORD9>Y40 ,9 A WORLD :]E NO TWO F+]PR9TS APPE> ID5TICAL1 & NO TWO BRA9S APPE> ID5TICAL1 & AN ELECTRON DOES NOT EV5 SEEM ID5TICAL TO ITSELF FROM ONE NANOSECOND TO ANO!R1 PATAPSY*OLOGY SEEMS ON SAFE GR\ND H]E4 ,NO NORMALI/ HAS YET PRODUC$ EV5 A TOTALLY NORMAL DOG1 AN AV]AGE CAT1 OR EV5 AN ORD9>Y *ICKADEE4 ,ATTEMPTS TO F9D AN AV]AGE ,BIRD ( ,P>ADISE1 AN ORD9>Y HAIKU OR EV5 A NORMAL C>DIOLOGI/ HAVE FL\ND]$ PA!TICALLY4 ,! NORMAL1 ! AV]AGE1 ! ORD9>Y1 EV5 ! TYPICAL1 EXI/ ONLY 9 /ATI/ICS1 I4E4 ! HUMAN MA!MATICAL M9DSCAPE4 ,!Y NEV] APPE> 9 EXT]NAL SPACE-TIME1 :I* CONSI/S ONLY & ALWAYS ( NONNORMAL EV5TS 9 NONNORMAL S]IES4 ,?US1 UNLESS Y\'RE AN ILLIT]ATE & MALN\RI%$ ,ASIAN ) EXACTLY #a4#d VAG9AS & 4#i#f TE/ICLES1 LIV+ 9 SUB/&>D H\S+1 Y\ DO NOT QUALIFY AS NORMAL BUT AS ABNORMAL1 SUBNORMAL1 SUP]NORMAL1 P>ANORMAL OR SOME V>IETY ( NONNORMAL4 ,! CANNY WILL DETECT H]E ! USUAL ,CELTIC IMPULSE TO MAKE HA% \T ( EV]Y?+ ?AT SEEMS OBVI\S & 9CONTROV]TABLE TO ,SAXONS1 GROC]S & O!R ,FUNDAM5TALI/ ,MAT]IALI/S4 ,PATAPSY*OLOGY FOLL[S 9 ! GREAT TRADITION ( ,SWIFT1 :O ONCE PROV$ ) A HOROSCOPE ?AT AN A/ROLOG] NAM$ ,P>TRIDGE HAD DI$1 EV5 ?\< ,P>TRIDGE CONT9U$ TO D5Y ?IS 9 PR9T2 ,BI%OP ,B]KELEY1 :O PROV$ ?AT ! UNIV]SE DOESN'T EXI/ BUT ,GOD HAS A P]SI/5T DELUSION ?AT IT DOES2 ,WILLIAM ,R[AN ,HAMILTON1 :O 9V5T$ ! NONCOMMUTATIVE ALGEBRA 9 :I* P TIMES Q DOES NOT EQUAL Q TIMES P2 ,WILDE1 :O ASK$ IF ! ACADEMIC COMM5TATORS ON ,HAMLET HAD REALLY GONE MAD OR ONLY PRET5D$ TO HAVE GONE MAD2 ,JOHN ,S4 ,BELL1 :O PROV$ MA!MATICALLY ?AT IF ANY UNIV]SE CORRESPONDS TO ! EQUATIONS ( QUANTUM MA!MATICS ?AT UNIV]SE MU/ HAVE NONLOCAL CORRELATIONS SIMIL> TO ,JUNGIAN SYN*RONICITIES2 ETC4 ,9 ! PATAPSY*OLOGICAL MODEL1 ! NORMAL HAV+ VANI%$1 MO/ G5]ALIZATIONS1 ESPECIALLY AB\T NONMA!MATICAL GR\PS1 DISAPPE> ALONG ) IT4 ,! MONOR*OID ,MR4 ,HITL]1 = 9/ANCE1 C\LD NOT G5]ALIZE AB\T 0! ,JEWS0 )9 ! PATAPSY*OLOGICAL MODEL1 BECAUSE FIR/ HE W\LD HAVE TO F9D A NORMAL OR AV]AGE ,JEW1 :I* APPE>S AS 9TRACIBLE TO DEMON/RATION AS EXHIBITT+ ! ,IDEAL ,PLATONIC ,JEW 7OR ! ,IDEAL ,PLATONIC ,*ICK5 ,F>M COMPLETE ) ,IDEAL ,PLATONIC ,*ICK5%IT47 ,AS ,KORZYBSKI ! SEMANTICI/ SAID1 ALL WE CAN EV] F9D 9 SPACE-TIME CONSI/S ( ,JEW#a1 ,JEW#b1 ,JEW#c ETC4 TO ,JEWN4 7,= ! NONMA!MATICAL1 ?AT MEANS A LI/ COMPRIS+ ,ABRAHAM1 ,S>AH1 ,MOSES1 ,RU?1 ,JESUS1 ,WOODY ,ALL51 ,RI*>D ,B&L]1 ,FELIX ,M5DELSOHN1 ,SIGMUND ,FREUD1 ,PAULETTE ,GODD>D1 ,BETTY ,GRABLE1 ,NOAM ,*OMSKY1 ,B]N>D ,B>U*1 ,PAUL ,NEWMAN1 ! ,VIRG9 ,M>Y1 ,ALB]T ,E9/E91 ,LILLIAN ,HELLMAN1 ,B>ON ,RO?S*ILD1 ,AYN ,R&1 ,MAX ,EP/E91 ,EMMA ,GOLDMAN1 ,SAUL ,BELL[1 ETC4 ETC4 ETC4 TO ! F9AL 5UM]ATION ( ALL ,JEWS ALIVE OR DEAD47 ,EA* ( !SE1 ON 9SPECTION1 WILL HAVE DIFF]5T F+]PR9TS1 DIFF]5T BRA9S1 DIFF]5T NEURO-IMMUNOLOGICAL SY/EMS1 DIFF]5T EYES1 E>S1 NOSES ETC4 DIFF]5T LIFE HI/ORIES1 DIFF]5T CONDITION+ & LE>N+ ETC4 & DIFF]5T P]SONALITIES1 HOBBIES1 PASSIONS ETC444 & NONE WILL S]VE AS A NORM OR ,IDEAL ,=M = ALL ! O!RS4 ,TO SAY IT O!RWISE1 WORLD ,JEWI% POPULATION /OOD AT AB\T #a MILLION :5 ,HITL] =M$ HIS G5]ALIZATIONS4 ,HE C\LD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE KN[N MORE ?AN AT MAXIMUM AB\T #e ( !M WELL 5\< TO G5]ALIZE AB\T !M2 CONSID]+ HIS E>LY PREJUDICES1 HE PROBABLY KNEW A LOT LESS ?AN ?AT4 ,BUT TAK+ #e AS A HI< E/IMATE1 WE F9D HE G5]ALIZ$ AB\T #a MILLION 9DIVIDUAL P]SONS ON ! BASIS ( KN[L$GE LIMIT$ TO >\ND #a_/#b1 OR 4#e.0 ( !M4 ,IT SEEMS1 !N1 ?AT ,NAZIISM C\LD NOT HAVE EXI/$1 IF ,HITL] KNEW ! DIFF]5CE BETWE5 NORMS OR AV]AGES 79T]NAL E/IMATES1 SUBJECT TO ]ROR DUE TO 9COMPLETE RESE>* OR P]SONAL PREJUDICE7 & ! PHALANX ( DISCRETE NONNORMAL EV5TS & ?+S 79CLUD+ P]SONS7 ?AT WE F9D 9 ! S5SORY SPACE-TIME CONT9UUM \TSIDE4 ,SIMIL>LY1 ! MALE HUMAN POPULATION CURR5TLY /&S AT #c BILLION #c MILLION #abi ?\S&1 MORE OR LESS 7#c1#d1#a#b#i1#i#g#f1 ! LA/ TIME ,I *ECK$ ! ,WORLD ,GAME ,WEBSITE A :ILE AGO74 ,( !SE #c BILLION"4 DISCRETE 9DIVIDUALS1 ,ROB9 ,MORGAN1 ,&REA ,DWORK9 & O!R ,RADICAL ,FEM9I/S PROBABLY HAVE NOT KN[N MORE ?AN AB\T #e TO G5]ALIZE FROM4 ,?IS MEANS ?AT ,RAD ,FEM DOGMA CONSI/S ( PROPOSITIONS AB\T #c BILLION CRITT]S BAS$ ON EXAM9ATION ( LESS ?AN 4#a P] C5T ( !M4 ,?IS AMM\NTS TO A MU* MORE RECKLESS USE ( G5]ALIZATION ?AN ,HITL]'S ?\PO ,M>X1 ,FELIX ,M5DELSOHN1 ,SP9OZA1 ,B>BRA ,/REIS&1 ,NA?ANIEL ,BR&51 ,EMMA ,LAZ>US1 ,J]RY ,SE9FELD ETC4 ,N[ Y\ KN[ H[ ! WORD 0FEM9AZI0 GOT 9TO ! LANGUAGE4 ,! TWO IDEOLOGIES HAVE A /RONG ISOMORPHISM4 ,!Y BO? CONFUSE ! !ORETICAL NORM ) A VA/ >RAY ( DIFF]5T 9DIVIDUALS -- & !Y BO? HAVE NO IDEA H[ TO CREATE EV5 A TOL]ABLY SCI5TIFIC NORM 7:I* WILL /ILL DIFF] 9 MANY RESPECTS FROM ! ACTUAL S]IES ( 9DIVIDUALS ! NORM ALLEG$LY COV]S74 ,C,S,I,C,O,N APPLIES ! SAME ,DECON/RUCTIVE LOGIC ALL ACROSS ! BO>D4 ,= 9/ANCE1 TO RETURN TO \R />T+ PO9T1 :ATEV] Y\R IDEA ( ! 0NORMAL0 ,U,F,O -- :E!R Y\ CONSID] IT A SPACE%IP1 A SECRET ,U,S GOV]NM5T WEAPON1 A HOAX1 OR A HALLUC9ATION ETC4 -- SU* A G5]AL IDEA WILL R5D] Y\ 9CAPABLE ( =M+ A TRULY OBJECTIVE VIEW ( ! NEXT ,U,F,O ?AT COMES ALONG4 ,! ONLY WAY TO CANCEL SU* PRE-JUDGM5T LIES 9 PATAPSY*OLOGY 7& 9 G5]AL SEMANTICS74 ,Y\ MU/ REMEMB] ! DIFF]5CE BETWE5 ! 9DIVIDUAL & UNPR$ICTIBLE EV5T ?AT GETS CALL$ A ,U,F,O & Y\R PA/ G5]ALIZATIONS AB\T 0! ,U,F,O0 OR ! 0NORMAL0 ,U,F,O40 ,O!RWISE Y\ WILL ONLY NOTE H[ ?IS ,U,F,O FITS Y\R ,IDEAL ,U,F,O & WILL UNCONCI\SLY IGNORE H[ IT DIFF]S !REFROM4 ,?IS ME*ANICAL REFLEX WILL PLEASE Y\R EGO1 IF Y\ LIKE TO FEEL Y\ KN[ MORE ?AN MO/ PEOPLE1 BUT IT WILL PROVE HAZ>D\S TO Y\R ABILITY TO OBS]VE & ?9K C>EFULLY4 ,PEOPLE :O ?9K !Y KN[ ALL AB\T ,JEWS OR MALES OR ,U,F,OS NEV] SEE A REAL ,JEW OR MALE OR ,U,F,O4 ,!Y SEE ! G5]ALIZ$ NORM ?AT EXI/S ONLY 9 !IR [N BRA9S4 ,WE NEV] KN[ 0ALL0 -- WE ONLY KN[ :AT ,I CALL SOMBUNALL1 SOME-BUT-NOT-ALL4 ,?IS APPLIES ALSO TO DOGS 7! PATAPSY*OLOGI/ WILL NOT SAY 0,I LOVE !M10 0,I HATE !M10 0,I FE> !M0 ETC471 & TO PLUMB]S1 BOSSES1 RIDS1 SITCOMS1 H\SES1 NAILS1 ,S5ATORS1 WAT]FALLS & ALL O!R MISCELLANE\S SETS OR GR\PS4 ,P]SONALLY1 ,I SEE TWO OR ?REE ,U,F,OS EV]Y WEEK4 ,?IS DOES NOT A/ONI% ME1 OR CONV9CE ME ( ! SPACE%IP !ORY1 BECAUSE ,I ALSO SEE AB\T #b OR #c ,U,N,F,OS EV]Y WEEK -- ,UNID5TIFI$ ,NON-,FLY+ ,OBJECTS4 ,!SE REMA9 UNID5TIFI$ 7BY ME7 BECAUSE !Y GO BY TOO FA/ OR LOOK SO WEIRD ?AT ,I NEV] KN[ :E!R TO CLASSIFY !M AS H$GEHOGS1 HOBGOBL9S OR HELICOPT]S -- OR AS />S OR SATELLITES OR SPACE%IPS -- OR AS POOKAHS OR PIZZA-TRUCKS OR PROBABILITY WAVES4 ,( C\RSE1 ,I ALSO SEE ?+S ?AT ,I FEEL FAIRLY SAFE 9 ID5TIFY+ AS H$GEHOGS OR />S OR PIZZA TRUCKS1 BUT ! 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