,DEAD ,DOGMA ,SKET* 7APOLOGIES TO ,MONTY ,PY?ON7 
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,PEOPLE 3 

,AU?OR 3 ,IA9 ,MC,KAY 

,TEXT 3 

,REVOLUTION>Y3 ',ELLO1 ,I WI% TO REGI/] A COMPLA9T 

7! ,S,W,P DOES NOT RESPOND7 

,R3 ',ELLO1 ,/AL9I/8 

,S,W,P3 ,:AT DO Y\ MEAN ',/AL9I/'8 

,R3 ,I'M SORRY1 ,I HAVE A COLD4 ,I WI% TO MAKE A COMPLA9T6 

,S,W,P3 ,WE DON'T HAVE TIME = Y\R CONTRIBUTION1 SORRY4 

,R3 ,NEV] M9D ?AT1 MY LAD4 ,I WI% TO COMPLA9 AB\T ?IS IDEOLOGY :AT ,I EMBRAC$ NOT HALF AN H\R AGO AT ?IS V]Y CONF]5CE4 

,S,W,P3 ,OH YES1 !1 UH1 ! ,RUSSIAN ,BOL%EVIK444 ,:AT'S1 UH444 WRONG ) IT8 

,R3 ,I'LL TELL Y\ :AT'S WRONG ) IT1 MY LAD4 ,ITS DEAD1 ?AT'S :AT'S WRONG ) IT6 

,S,W,P3 ,NO1 NO1 ITS1 UH1 444 ITS RE/+4 

,R3 ,LOOK1 MATEY1 ,I KN[ A DEAD IDEOLOGY :5 ,I SEE ONE1 ,I'M LOOK+ AT ONE RI<T N[4 

,S,W,P3 ,NO NO1 ITS NOT DEAD1 ITS RE/+6 ,REM>KABLE IDEOLOGY ! ,RUSSIAN ,BOL%EVIK1 IDN'IT1 AYE8 ,BEAUTIFUL RHETORIC4 

,R3 ,! RHETORIC DON'T 5T] 9TO IT4 ,IT'S /ONE DEAD4 

,S,W,P3 ,NONONONONONO1 NO1 NO1 ITS RE/+6 

,R3 ,ALL RI<T !N1 IF ITS RE/+1 ,I'LL WAKE IT UP6 

7%\T+ AT ! MEET+7 

',ELLO ,MI/] ,BOL%EVIK6 ,DO Y\ KN[ ?AT ,L59 & ,TROTSKY ADVOCAT$ P>TY DICTATOR%IP4444 

7,S,W,P IGNORES PO9T7 

,S,W,P3 ,!RE1 WE REPLI$ TO Y\4 

,R3 ,NO Y\ DIDN'T1 ?AT WAS Y\ IGNOR+ :AT ,I SAID4 

,S,W,P3 ,WE NEV]6 

,R3 ,YES1 Y\ DID6 

,S,W,P3 ,WE NEV]1 EV] IGNORE ANY?+444 

,R3 7MAK+ ! SAME PO9T REPEAT$LY7 

,L59 & ,TROTSKY ELIM9AT$ WORK]S DEMOCRACY 9 ! >MY & 9 ! WORKPLACE4 ,! ,BOL%EVIKS DISB&$ SOVIETS ) NON-,BOL%EVIK MAJORITIES4 ,ALL BE=E ! />T ( ! ,CIVIL ,W>4 ,L59 & ,TROTSKY BO? ADVOCAT$ P>TY DICTATOR%IP4 ,MOREOV]1 !Y EXPLICITLY >GU$ = IT & AGA9/ ! IDEA ( CLASS DICTATOR%IP4 ,?IS IS Y\R N9E O'CLOCK AL>M CALL6 

7RAISES PO9TS AT MEET+ & WAT*ES !M GET IGNOR$74 

,R3 ,N[ ?AT'S :AT ,I CALL A DEAD IDEOLOGY4 

,S,W,P3 ,NO1 NO4444 ,NO1 IT WAS /UNN$ BY ! C\NT]-REVOLUTION6 

,R3 ,/,U,N,N,$868 

,S,W,P3 ,YEAH1 C\NT]-REVOLUTION /UNN$ IT1 JU/ AS IT WAS AB\T TO IMPLEM5T SOCIALISM1 WORK]S' P[] & DEMOCRACY6 ,! ,RUSSIAN ,BOL%EVIK /UNS EASILY1 COMRADE4 

,R3 ,UM 444 N[ LOOK 444 N[ LOOK MATE1 ,I'VE DEF9ITELY 'AD 5\< ( ?IS4 ,?IS IDEOLOGY IS DEF9ITELY DECEAS$ & :5 ,I EMBRAC$ IT NOT 'ALF AN H\R AGO1 Y\ ASSUR$ ME ?AT ITS TOTAL LACK ( FRE$OM & DEMOCRACY 9 #aiba WAS DUE TO IT BE+ TIR$ & %AGG$ \T FOLL[+ A PROLONG$ CIVIL W>1 YET !SE EV5TS OCCURR$ BE=E IT />T$4 

,S,W,P3 ,WELL1 ITS444 ITS1 AH 444 PROBABLY P9+ = #a#i#a#g4 

,R3 ,P,9,9' = #a#i#a#g6868686 ,:AT K9D ( TALK IS ?AT8 ,LOOK1 :Y DID IT OV]?R[ SOVIET DEMOCRACY ! MOM5T IT GOT REJECT$ 9 ! SOVIET ELECTIONS 9 SPR+ #a#i#a#h8 ,:Y DID IT ABOLI% BY DECREE ELECT$ SOLDI] COMMITTEES 9 ,M>* #a#i#a#h8 ,:Y DID IT REJECT WORK]S' SELF-MANAGEM5T BY FACTORY COMMITTEES & ADVOCATE ONE-MAN MANAGEM5T ) DICTATORIAL P[]S 9 ! SPR+ ( #a#i#a#h8 

,S,W,P3 ,! ,RUSSIAN ,BOL%EVIK PREF]S C5TRALIZ$ P[]6 ,ONLY ?AT IS TRUE DEMOCRACY-LOCAL ELECTIONS1 SOLDI] C\NCILS & FACTORY COMMITTEES DON'T MATT] :5 Y\ HAVE A C5TRAL GOV]NM5T ELECT$ BY ! SOVIETS4 ,REM>KABLE IDEOLOGY1 ID'NIT1 SQUIRE8 ,LOVELY RHETORIC6 

,R3 ,LOOK1 ,I TOOK ! LIB]TY ( EXAM9+ ?AT IDEOLOGY :5 ,I GOT HOME1 & ,I DISCOV]$ ?AT ! ONLY REASON ?AT IT WAS /ILL 9 P[] 9 #aiba WAS ?AT IT HAD IMPOS$ A ONE P>TY DICTATOR%IP1 REPRESS$ ALL WORK] DISS5T1 CRU%$ WAVES ( /RIKES & PROTE/S &1 F9ALLY1 SUPPRESS$ ! ,KRON/ADT REVOLT 7:I* WAS DEM&+ FREE SOVIET ELECTIONS74 ,MOREOV]1 IT JU/IFI$ P>TY DICTATOR%IP & CLAIM$ IT HAD TO BE US$ 9 EV]Y REVOLUTION4 

7PAUSE7 

,S,W,P3 ,WELL1 O'C\RSE IT HAD TO DO ?AT6 ,IF IT HADN'T CRU%$ ?OSE POPUL> MOVEM5TS !N ! ,:ITES W\LD HAVE WON & NO MORE SOVIET P[]4 ,GIVE IT ANO!R *ANCE & ,V,O,O,M6 ,SOCIALISM6 

,R3 ,V,O,O,M686 ,MATE1 ?IS IDEOLOGY W\LDN'T GO 0VOOM0 IF Y\ PUT F\R MILLION VOLTS ?R\< IT6 ,SOVIET ,P[] )\T SOVIET ELECTIONS8 ,SOCIALISM )\T WORK]S MANAGEM5T ( PRODUCTION8 ,SECRET ,POLICE8 ,IT IS 0*ILDI% NONS5SE0 TO DRAW A DI/9CTION BETWE5 DICTATOR%IP BY ! P>TY & BY ! CLASS8 7,L597 ,! 0DICTATOR%IP ( ! PROLET>IAT IS AT ! SAME TIME ! DICTATOR%IP ( ! ,COMMUNI/ ,P>TY408 7,Z9OVIEV7 ,! 0REVOLUTION>Y DICTATOR%IP ( A PROLET>IAN P>TY0 IS 0AN OBJECTIVE NECESSITY08 7,TROTSKY7 ,ITS BLE$+ DEMIS$6 

,S,W,P3 ,NO NO1 ITS P9+6 

,R3 ,ITS NOT P9+6 ,ITS PASS$ ON6 ,?IS IDEOLOGY IS DEAD6 ,IT HAS LONG CEAS$ TO BE REVOLUTION>Y 7IF IT EV] WAS76 ,ITS EXPIR$ & BECOME A DICTATOR%IP6 ,IT'S A /IFF6 ,B]EFT ( LIFE1 IT RE/S 9 PEACE6 ,ITS ANALYTICAL PROCESSES >E N[ HI/ORY6 ,IT %UFFL$ AWAY FROM ! SOCIALI/ MOVEM5T1 IMPOS$ P>TY DICTATOR%IP1 & JU/IFI$ IT TIME & TIME AGA96 ,?IS IS AN EX-SOCIALI/ !ORY6 

,S,W,P3 ,WELL1 ,I HAD BETT] IGNORE :AT Y\ >E SAY+ & KEEP REPEAT+ ! DOGMA4 

7HE TAKES A QUICK PEEK TO ! ,C5TRAL ,COMMITTEE7 

,S,W,P3 ,SORRY COMRADE1 ,I'VE *ECK$ & Y\R ?REE M9UTES >E UP & WE'RE RI<T \T ( TIME4 

,R3 ,I SEE4 ,I SEE1 ,I GET ! PICTURE4 

,S,W,P3 ,FANCY A COPY ( ,SOCIALI/ ,WORK]8 

7PAUSE7 

,R3 ,PRAY1 DOES IT TALK AB\T AN>*ISM1 ! REAL SOCIALISM FROM BEL[8 

,S,W,P3 ,NNNNOT REALLY4 

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