,FUCK ! ,SY/EM 

,PEOPLE 3 

,AU?OR 3 ,ABBIE ,H(FMAN 

,TEXT 3 

,F,R,E,E ,V,E,G,E,T,A,B,L,E,S -- ,HUNT'S ,PO9T ,M>KET1 ,HUNT'S ,PO9T ,AV5UE & #a#c#h? ,/REET4 ,HAVE TO GO BY C> OR TRUCK BETWE5 #f-#i ,A4,M4 BUT WELL WOR? IT4 ,Y\ CAN GET 5\< VEGETABLES TO LA/ Y\R COMMUNE A WEEK4 ,LETTUCE1 SQUA%1 C>ROTS1 CANTEL\PE1 GRAPEFRUIT1 MELONS1 EV5 >TI*OKES & MU%ROOMS4 ,JU/ TELL !M Y\ WANT TO FE$ SOME PEOPLE FREE & IT'S Y\RS1 ALL CRAT$ & EV]Y?+4 ,HUNT'S ,PO9T IS ! FREE PEOPLE'S HEAV54 

,F,R,E,E ,M,E,A,T ,& ,P,\,L,T,R,Y -- ,! CLOSE/ SLAU<T]H\SE >EA IS 9 ! F> ,WE/ ,VILLAGE1 WE/ ( ,HUDSON ,/REET & S\? ( #a#d? ,/REET4 ,GET A LETT] FROM ,REV4 ,ALL5 ( ,/4 ,M>K'S ON ! ,B[]IE1 ,SECOND ,AV5UE & #a? ,/REET1 SAY+ Y\ NE$ SOME MEAT = A *UR* SPONSOR$ MEAL4,IF Y\ WANT TO BE REALLY PR(ESSIONAL1 DRESS AS A PRIE/ & GO OV] & ASK4 ,BR+ A C> OR TRUCK4 ,A FREEZ] UNIT WILL SAVE A GOOD DEAL ( RUNN+ >\ND4 ,DON'T GIVE UP ON ?IS ONE4 ,TURN+ A GUY ON TO ! FREE IDEA WILL NET Y\ A WEEK'S SUPPLY ( TOP QUALITY MEAT4 ,!RE IS SOME LAW ?AT IF ! MEAT T\*ES ! GR\ND OR FLOOR !Y HAVE TO GIVE IT AWAY4 ,SO IF Y\ KN[ H[ TO TRIP A MEAT TRUCK1 BY ALL MEANS 444 

,F,R,E,E ,F,R,E,% ,F,I,% -- ,! ,FI% ,M>KET IS LOCAT$ ON ,FULTON ,/REET & ,S\? ,/REET UND] ! ,EA/ ,RIV] ,DRIVE OV]PASS4 ,Y\ HAVE TO GET !RE BETWE5 #f-#i ,A4,M4 BUT IT IS WELL WOR? IT4 ,! FI%]M5 ALWAYS HAVE HUNDR$S ( P\NDS ( FI% ?AT !Y HAVE TO ?R[ AWAY IF !Y DON'T SELL4 ,MACK]EL1 HALIBUT1 COD1 CATFI%1 & MORE4 ,Y\ CAN HAVE AS MU* AS Y\ CAN C>T AWAY4 

,F,R,E,E ,B,R,E,A,D ,& ,R,O,L,L,S -- ,RAPAPORTS ON ,SECOND ,AV5UE BETWE5 #e? & #f? ,/REETS WILL GIVE Y\ ALL ! FREE BREAD & ROLLS Y\ CAN C>RY4 ,Y\ HAVE TO GET !RE BY #g3 ,A4,M4 9 ORD] TO GET ! /UFF4 ,IT'S A DAY OLD1 BUT /ILL V]Y GOOD4 ,IF Y\ WANT !M ABSOLUTELY FRE%1 PUT !M 9 AN OV5 TO :I* Y\ HAVE ADD$ A PAN ( WAT] 7TO AVOID DRY+ !M \T71 & W>M !M = A FEW M9UTES4 ,MO/ BAK]IES WILL GIVE Y\ DAY OLD /UFF IF Y\ GIVE !M A HALF WAY DEC5T SOB /ORY4 

,A@&,P /ORES CLEAN !IR VEGETABLE B9S EV]Y DAY AT #i3 ,A4,M4 ,!Y ALWAYS ?R[ \T C>TONS ( V]Y GOOD VEGETABLES4 ,TELL !M Y\ WANT TO FE$ Y\R RABBITS4 ,ALSO RECOMM5D$ IS PICK+ UP FOOD 9 A SUP]M>KET & EAT+ IT BE=E Y\ LEAVE ! /ORE4 ,?IS ME?OD IS A LOT SAF] ?AN ! CU/OM>Y %OPLIFT+4 ,9 ORD] TO BE PROSECUT$ = %OPLIFT+ Y\ HAVE TO LEAVE ! /ORE ) ! GOODS4 ,IF Y\ HAVE EAT5 IT !RE IS NO EVID5CE TO BE US$ AGA9/ Y\4 

,F,R,E,E ,C,O,O,K,+ ,L,E,S,S,O,N,S -- 7,PLUS Y\ GET TO EAT ! MEAL7 >E SPONSOR$ BY ! ,NEW ,YORK ,DEP>TM5T ( ,M>KETS1 #acg ,C5T] ,/REET4 ,?URSDAY MORN+S4 ,CALL ,C,A #f-#e#f#e#c = MORE 9=MATION4 

,*ECK ! ,YELL[ ,PAGES = ,CAT]+ ,S]VICES4 ,Y\ CAN VISIT !M ON A ,SATURDAY1 ,SUNDAY AFT]NOON OR ,MONDAY MORN+4 ,!Y ALWAYS HAVE /UFF LEFT OV]4 ,9VE/ #aC 9 ONE ( ! ,JEWI% ,DAILIES & *ECK \T ! ADDRESSES ( ! LOCAL SYNAGOGUES & !IR S*$ULE ( B> MITZVAHS1 W$D+S1 & TE/IMONIAL D9N]S4 ,%[ UP AT ! BACK ( ! PLACE AB\T ?REE H\RS AFT] IT IS S*$UL$ TO />T4 ,!RE IS ALWAYS LEFT-OV] FOOD4 ,TELL !M Y\'RE A COLLEGE /UD5T & WANT TO BR+ SOME BACK = Y\R FRAT]NITY BRO!RS4 ,JEWS DIG ! COLLEGE BULL%IT4 ,IF Y\ WANT ! FOOD S]V$ TO Y\ \T FRONT Y\ NATURALLY HAVE TO DISGUISE Y\RSELF TO LOOK /RAI<T4 ,REM>KS SU* AS 0,I'M ,M>V9'S BRO!R0 OR -- LE>N+ ! BRIDE'S NAME FROM ! PAP] -- 0,GEE1 ,DORO?Y LOOKS M>VEL\S0 >E GREAT4 ,L9ES LIKE 0,BETTY DOESN'T LOOK PREGNANT0 >E FR[N$ UPON4 

,L>GE ,EA/ ,SIDE B>S >E FANTA/ICALLY EASY T\*ES4 ,! BE/ TIME IS #e3 ,P4,M4 ,TAKE A HALF EMPTY GLASS ( BOOZE FROM AN EMPTY TABLE & USE IT AS A PROP4 ,JU/ WALK >\ND SAMPL+ ! HORS D'OEUVRES4 ,ONCE Y\ F9D Y\R FAVORITE1 /ICK TO IT4 ,Y\ CAN SOON BECOME A REGUL>4 ,!Y WON'T M9D Y\R LOAD+ UP ON FREE FOOD BECAUSE !Y CONSID] Y\ ONE ( ! CR[D4 ,LITTLE DO !Y REALIZE ?AT Y\ >E A SUP] FREELOAD]4 ,ALL ,LONG*AMPS >E GOOD4 ,MAX'S ,KANSAS ,CITY AT ,P>K ,AV5UE ,S\? &#a#f? ,/REET DOESN'T EV5 M9D IT IF Y\ FREELOAD :5 Y\ >E HUNGRY & AN ADVANTAGE H]E IS ?ATY\ CAN WE> ANY K9D ( CLO!S4 ,MAX FEATURES FRI$ *ICK5 W+S1 ,SW$I% MEATBALLS & RAVIOLI4 

,! ,9,T,],N,A,T,I,O,N,A,L ,S,O,C,I,E,T,Y ,= ,K,R,I,%,N,A ,C,O,N,S,C,I,\,S,N,E,S,S IS LOCAT$ AT #bf ,SECOND ,AV5UE4 ,EV]Y MORN+ AT #g3 ,A,M A DELICI\S C]EAL BREAKFA/ IS S]V$FREE ALONG ) *ANT+ & DANC+4 ,ALSO #ab ,NOON MORE FOOD & *ANT+ & ON ,MONDAY1,W$NESDAY & ,FRIDAY AT #g3 ,P4,M4 AGA9 FOOD & *ANT+4 ,!N IT'S ALL DAY ,SUNDAY 9 ,C5TRAL ,P>K ,%EEPMEAD[ 7G5]ALLY7 = /ILL MORE *ANT+ 7SANS FOOD74 ,H>I ,KRI%NA IS ! FREE/ HI< GO+ IF Y\ CAN GET 9TO IT & DIG C]EAL &1 ( C\RSE1 MORE *ANT+4 

,F,R,E,E ,T,E,A ,& ,C,O,O,K,I,E,S -- ,9 A V]Y NICE SETT+ AT ! ,TEA ,C5T]1 #af ,EA/ #e#f? ,/REET4 #a-#a#a,A4,M4 & #b-#d ,P4,M4 ,MONDAY TO ,FRIDAY4 

,! ,C,A,?,O,L,I,C ,W,O,R,K,] -- #aha ,*RY/IE ,/REET1 WILL FE$ Y\ ANY TIME BUT Y\ HAVE TO PRAYAS Y\ DO 9 ! V>I\S ,SALVATION ,>MY /ATIONS4 ,HEAVY W9O SC5ES4 ,! HEAVIE/ W9O SC5E IS! ,M5'S ,TEMPOR>Y ,%ELT] ON #h ,EA/ #cRD ,/REET4 ,Y\ CAN GET FREE ROOM &_/OR MEALS H]E IF Y\ >E OV] #ba BUT IT'S WORSE ?AN JAIL OR ,BELLEVUE4 ,IT IS A DEF9ITE LA/ RESORT ONLY4 

,! FREE/ MEAL ( ALL IS ,TUESDAYS AT #e3 ,P4,M4 9SIDE OR 9 FRONT ( ,/4 ,M>K'S ,*UR* ON ! ,B[]IE1 ,SECOND ,AV5UE AT #a? ,/REET4 ,A FEW YIPPIE-DIGG]S S]VE UP A MEAL RANG+ FROM ,LION ,MEAT TO ,GUPPY ,*[D] TO ,CANTEL\PE ,SALAD4 ,!Y >E CURR5TLY LOOK+ = A FREE TRUCK TO HELP !M COLLECT ! FOOD & FREE S\LS D$ICAT$ TO EXT5D+ ! FREE FOOD CONCEPT4 ,! ,MO!RFUCK]S ALSO DI% \T FREE FOOD ON ,/4 ,M>K'S ,PLACE FROM TIME TO TIME4 

,IF Y\ >E REALLY LOOK+ = CLASS1 PICK UP A COPY ( ! ,NEW ,YORK ,TIMES & *ECK ! BOX 9 ! BACK PAGES DESIGNAT+ OCEAN CRUISES4 ,ON EV]Y DEP>TURE !RE IS A BON VOYAGE P>TY4 ,JU/ WALK ON A FEW H\RS BE=E SAIL+ TIME & />T SW++4 ,*AMPAGNE1 CAVI>1 LOB/] SALAD1 ALL AS FREE AS ! OP5 SEA4 ,IF Y\ GET /ON$ 5\< & MISS GETT+ (F Y\ CAN ALSO WIGGLE A FREE BOAT RIDE AL?\< Y\ GET S5T BACK AS SOON AS Y\ HIT ! O!R SIDE -- BUT IT'S A FREE OCEAN CRUISE1 EV5 IF IT'S 9 ! BRIG4 

,Y\ CAN GET FREE FOOD 9 V>Y+ QUANTITIES BY GO+ TO ! FACTORIES4 ,MANY ALSO (F] A FREE T\R4 ,H[EV]1 ! PLANTS >E G5]ALLY LOCAT$ \TSIDE ( ,MANHATTAN4 ,IF Y\ CAN GET A C>1 TRY A TRIP TO ,LONG ,ISL& ,CITY4 ,!RE Y\ WILL F9D ! ,GORDON ,BAK+ ,COMPANY AT #db #be #b#a/ ,/REET1 ,PEPSI-,COLA AT #dfb ,FIF? ,AV5UE1 ,BORD5 ,COMPANY AT #ce #a ,/E9WAY ,/REET & ,DANNON ,YOGURT AT #b#b-#a#a #c#h? ,AV5UE4 ,ALL F\R PLACES GIVE \T FREE SAMPLES & IF Y\ WRITE OR CALL 9 ADVANCE & SAY IT IS = A BLOCK P>TY OR *UR* AFFAIR1 !Y WILL GIVE Y\ A FEW CASES4 

,F,R,E,E ,B,O,O,Z,E -- ,JACOB ,RUPP]T ,BREW]Y AT #afci ,?IRD ,AV5UE NE> #i#a/ ,/REET WILL GIVE Y\ A T\R AT #a3#c ,A,M4 & #b3#c ,P4,M4 COMPLETE ) FREE BOOZE 9 !IR TAP ROOM4 

,! ,SUN IS FREE4 ,HAIR IS FREEE4 ,NAK$ BODIES >E FREE4 ,SMILES >E FREE4 ,RA9 IS FREE4 ,UN=TUNATELY !RE IS NO FREE AIR 9 ,NEW ,YORK4 ,CON ,$ISON'S PHONE NUMB] IS #f#g#i-#f#g4 

,W,E,L,F,>,E -- ,IF Y\ LIVE 9 L[] ,MANHATTAN ! WELF>E C5T] = Y\ IS LOCAT$ ON #aa ,WE/ #a#c? ,/REET1 #i#h#i-#a#b#a4 ,!RE IS1 ( C\RSE1 R$ TAPE 9VOLV$ & !Y DON'T DIG LON<AIRS4 ,BE PREP>$ TO TELL A GOOD /ORY AS TO :Y Y\ CANNOT WORK1 H[EV] Y\R LOOKS 7:I* !Y CANNOT MAKE Y\ *ANGE7 MI<T BE GOOD 5\< REASON4 ,?IS IS ONE PLACE :]E SLOPPY CLO!S PAY (F4 ,Y\ HAVE TO BE OV] #ah TO GET HELP4 ,A CASEWORK] WILL BE ASSIGN$ TO Y\4 ,SOME WILL ACTUALLY DIG ! :OLE SC5E & WON'T GIVE Y\ A H>D TIME1 O!RS CAN BE A REAL BIT*4 ,GETT+ ON WELF>E CAN GET Y\ FREE R5T1 PHONE1 UTILITIES1 & AB\T @s#b4 A WEEK TO LIVE ON4 ,!RE >E ALSO V>I\S FOOD /AMP & M$ICAL PROGRAMS Y\ BECOME ELIGIBLE = ,IF Y\ CAN /OMA* HASSLE1 WELF>E IS A MU/4 ,! MA9 (FICE NUMB] IS ,DL #d-#h#g IF Y\ DO NOT LIVE 9 L[] ,MANHATTAN4 

,F,R,E,E ,C,L,O,!,S -- ,TRY ,E,S,S,O1 #cda ,EA/ #a? ,/REET OR ,TOMPK9S ,SQU>E ,COMMUNITY ,C5T] ON ,AV5UE ,B & #i? ,/REET4 ,ALSO ! /REETS >E EXCELL5T PLACES TO PICK UP GOOD CLO!S 7SEE SECTION ON FREE FURNITURE = BE/ TIMES TO GO HUNT+7 

,F,R,E,E ,L,A,W,Y,],S -- ,LEGAL ,AID ,SOCIETY1 #a ,C5T] ,/REET4 ,B,E #cbe 7CRIM9AL MATT]S7 & ! ,NEW ,YORK ,UNIV]SITY ,LAW ,C5T] ,(FICE1 #bdi ,SULLIVAN ,/REET4 ,G,R #c-#a#h#i#f 7CIVIL MATT]S74 ,ALSO = SPECIALIZ$ CASES & 9=MATION Y\ CAN CALL ! ,NATIONAL ,LAWY]S ,GUILD4 #e ,BEEKMAN ,/REET #b#b#g-#a#g#h OR ! ,NEW ,YORK ,CIVIL ,LIB]TIES ,UNION1 #aef ,FIF? ,AV5UE1 ,W,A #i#f#g#f4 ,= ! BE/ HELP ON ! ,L[] ,EA/ ,SIDE USE ,MOBILIZATION = ,Y\? ,LEGAL ,S]VICES1 #cb ,EA/ #cRD ,/REET BETWE5 ,AV5UES ,C & ,D4 ,O,R #g#d1 ASK = LEGAL S]VICES4 ,OP5 ,TUESDAY TO ,FRIDAY4 #i ,A4,M4 TO #f ,P4,M4 &UNTIL #h ,P4,M ON ,MONDAYS SOME ( ! BE/ LAWY]S 9 ! CITY AVAILABLE H]E4 

,F,R,E,E ,F,L,[,],S ,AT AB\T #ic ,A4,M4 EA* DAY Y\ CAN BUM FREE FL[]S 9 ! ,FL[] ,DI/RICT ON ,SIX? ,AV5UE BETWE5 #b#bND & #b#cRD ,/REETS ,ONCE 9 A :ILE Y\ CAN F9D A POTT$ TREE ?AT'S BE5 ?R[N \T BECAUSE IT'S SLI<TLY DAMAG$4 

,F,R,E,E ,F,U,R,N,I,T,U,R,E -- ,BY F> ! BE/ PLACE TO GET FREE FURNITURE IS ON ! /REET4 ,ONCE A WEEK 9 EV]Y DI/RICT ! SANITATION DEP>TM5T MAKES BULK PICK-UPS4 ,! NI<T BE=E RESID5TS PUT \T ALL K9DS ( /UFF ON ! /REET4 ,= ! BE/ SELECTION TRY ! ,WE/ ,VILLAGE ON ,MONDAY NI<TS & ! EA/ ,SEV5TIES ON ,TUESDAY NI<TS4 ,ON ,W$NESDAY NI<T !RE >E FANTA/IC PICK-UPS ON #c#e? ,/REET 9 BACK ( ,MACY'S4 ,MOVE QUICKLY ?\<1 ! GU>DS GET PISS$ (F EASILY2 ! TRUCK]S C\LDN'T C>ELESS4 ,?IS /REET ME?OD CAN FURNI% Y\R :OLE PAD4 ,B$S1 DESKS1 BUREAUS1 LAMPS1 BOOKCASES1*AIRS1 & TABLES4 ,IT'S ALL A MATT] ( TRANSPORTATION4 ,IF Y\ DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO A C> OR TRUCK IT IS ALMO/ WOR? IT TO R5T A /ATION WAGON ON A WEEKDAY & MAKE PICK-UPS4 ,ALEX&]'S ,R5T-A-,C> IS AB\T ! *EAPE/ = 9-CITY USE4 @s#e4#i#e & #aC A MILE = A REGUL> C>4 ,A /ATION WAGON IS SLI<TLY MORE4 ,CALL ,A,G #i-#b#b = ! BRAN* NE> Y\4 

,ALSO CONSID] DEMOLITION & CON/RUCTION SITES AS A GOOD S\RCE = BUILD+ MAT]IALS TO CON/RUCT FURNITURE4 ,! L>GE WOOD5 CABLE SPOOLS MAKE GREAT TABLES4 ,C9D]-BLOCKS1 BRICKS & BO>DS = BOOKCASES4 ,DOORS = TABLES4 ,NAIL KEGS = /OOLS & *AIRS4 

,F,R,E,E ,B,U,S ,R,I,D,E,S -- ,GET ON ) A L>GE D5OM9ATION BILL JU/ AS ! BUS IS LEAV+4 

,F,R,E,E ,S,U,B,W,A,Y ,R,I,D,E,S -- ,GET A D>K GRE5 C>D & FLA% IT QUICKLY AS Y\ GO ?R\< ! EXIT GATE4 ,ALWAYS TE/ ! SW+ B>S 9 ! TURN/ILE BE=E Y\ PUT 9 ! TOK54 ,SOMEONE DUR+ ! DAY WAS SURE TO DROP AN EXTRA TOK5 9 & A FREE TURN IS JU/ WAIT+ = ! FIR/ ONE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE ( IT4 ,BY F> ! MO/ CREATIVE ME?OD IS ! USE ( ,G]MAN F5NIGS4 ,DANI% ORE OR ,MOZAMBIQUE #a C5TAVOS PIECES4 ,!SE FIT MO/ TURN/ILES EXCEPT ! NEWE/ 7C>RY A REAL TOK5 T\SE 9 CASE ! FREEBIE DOESN'T WORK74 ,!SE =EIGN CO9S COME F\R OR FIVE TO A P5NY4 ,L>GE AM\NTS MU/ BE PUR*AS$ \TSIDE ,NEW ,YORK ,CITY4 ,MO/ DEAL]S WILL NOT SELL Y\ L>GE AM\NTS S9CE ! ,TRANSIT ,AU?ORITY HAS BE5 PRESSUR+ !M4 ,TRY TELL+ DEAL]S Y\ WANT !M TO MAKE JEWELRY4 ,ANO!R 9T]E/+ CO9 IS ! #e AUR> FROM ,ICEL&4 ,?IS IS ! SAME SIZE AS A QU>T] & WILL WORK 9 MO/ V5D+ MA*9ES4 ,!Y SELL = ?REE OR F\R TO ! P5NY4 ,!RE >E O!R CO9S ?AT ALSO WORK4 ,BUY A BAG ( ASSORT$ =EIGN CO9S FROM A CO9 DEAL] & DO A LITTLE MEASUR+4,Y\ >E SURE TO F9D TOME ?AT FIT ! BILL4 ,SPEAK+ ( FITT+ ! BILL1 WE HAVE HE>D ?AT DOLL> BILLS CAN BE DUPLICAT$ ON ANY ,X]OX MA*9E 7FRONTS DONE SEP>ATELY FROM BACKS & PA/$ TOGE!R7& US$ 9 V5D+ MA*9ES ?AT GIVE *ANGE = A DOLL>4 ,?IS ME?OD HAS NOT BE5 FIELD TE/$4 

,! BE/ =M ( FREE TRANSPORTATION IS HIT*-HIK+4 ,?IS IS SO NOVEL 9 ,NEW ,YORK ?AT IT (T5 WORKS4 ,CROS/[N ON #h? ,/REET IS GOOD4 

,F,R,E,E ,P,H,O,N,E ,C,A,L,L,S -- ,A NUMB] #ad BRASS WA%] ) A SMALL PIECE ( SCOT* TAPE OV] ONE SIDE ( ! HOLE WILL WORK 9 OLD /YLE PHONES 7ALSO P>K+ MET]S1 LAUNDROMAT DRY]S1 SODA & O!R V5D+ MA*9ES74 ,! CR$IT C>D BIT WORKS ON LONG DI/ANCE CALLS4 ,CODE LETT] = #aifh IS ,J1 !N A PHONE NUMB] & !N A ?REE DIGIT DI/RICT NUMB]4 ,A DI/RICT NUMB]1 AS WELL AS ! PHONE NUMB]1 CAN BE MADE UP BY US+ ANY ?REE NUMB]S FROM AB\T #ea TO #g#c#e4 ,EXAMPLE3 ,J-#e#g#c-#b#a,O,O-#d#b#a OR ,J-#f#c#g-#c#d-#c#b4 ,! PHONE NUMB] %\LD 5D 9 # S9CE MO/ L>GE CORPORATIONS HAVE NUMB]S ?AT 5D ?AT WAY4 ,! PEOPLE ?AT Y\ CALL (T5 GET WEIRD PHONE CALLS FROM ! COMPANY BUT NOT MU* ELSE4 ,!RE >E ALSO LEGITIMATE CR$IT C>D NUMB]S AVAILABLE4 ,ONE REC5T NUMB] BELONG$ TO ,/EVE ,MC,QUE54 ,A PHONE BILL ( @s#e1 WAS RACK$ UP 9 ONE MON?4 ,MC,QUE51 ( C\RSE1 WAS NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE 

,F,R,E,E ,M,O,N,E,Y -- ,PANH&L+ NETS SOME PEOPLE UP TO ,TW5TY DOLL>S A DAY4 ,! BE/ PLACES >E ,?IRD ,AV5UE 9 ! FIFTIES & ! ,!AT] ,DI/RICT (F ,TIMES ,SQU>E4 ,BO? BE/ 9 ! EV5+ ON WEEK5DS4 ,UPT[N GUYS ) DATES >E ! BE/ T\* ESPECIALLY IF !Y >E JU/ LEAV+ SOME GUILT MOVIE LIKE 0,GUESS ,:O'S ,COM+ TO ,D9N]80 ,! PR(ESSIONAL PANH&L]S DON'T WA/E !IR TIME ON ! ,L[] ,EA/ ,SIDE EXCEPT ON WEEK5DS :5 ! T\RI/S COME \T4 

,DEVISE A /REET !AT] ACT OR TR\PE4 ,IT CAN BE ANY?+ FROM A FUNNY DANCE TO A FIVE PIECE B& OR A POETRY READ+4 ,PEOPLE GIVE A LOT MORE D\< & ! :OLE ATMOSPH]E S+S A LITTLE4 ,S,M,I,L,E6 

,PANH&LE AT ! RECTORIES & NUNN]IES ON ! SIDE ( EV]Y ,CA?OLIC ,*UR*4 ,CONTR>Y TO RUMOR ! BRO!R & SI/] FREELOAD]S 9 BLACK LIVE V]Y WELL & WILL ALWAYS %>E SOME?+ ) A FELL[ PANH&L]4 ,ALSO SEE PREVI\S SECTIONS ON ! USE ( =EIGN CO9S4 

,F,R,E,E ,B,O,O,K,S ,& ,R,E,C,O,R,D,S -- ,IF Y\ HAVE AN ADDRESS Y\ CAN GET ALL K9DS ( BOOKS & RECORDS FROM CLUBS ON 9TRODUCTORY (F]S4 ,S9CE ! C>DS Y\ MAIL BACK >E NOT SIGN$ !RE IS NO LEGAL WAY Y\ CAN BE HELD RESPONSIBLE AL?\< Y\ GET ALL SORTS ( ?REAT5+ MAIL1 :I*1 BY ! WAY1 ALSO COMES FREE4 

,Y\ CAN ALWAYS USE ! ,PUBLIC ,LIBR>IES4 ,! MA9 BRAN* IS ON ,FIF? ,AV5UE & #d#bND ,/REET4,!RE >E #afh BRAN*ES ALL OV] ! CITY4 ,CALL ,O,X #e-#d#b = 9=MATION & A S*$ULE ( FREE EV5TS4 

,P,O,E,M,S >E FREE4 ,>E Y\ A POEM OR >E Y\ A PROSE888 

,F,R,E,E ,G,A,S -- ,IF Y\ HAVE A C> & NE$ SOME GAS LATE AT NI<T Y\ CAN GET A GALLON & !N SOME BY EMPTY+ ! HOSES FROM ! PUMPS 9TO Y\R TANK4 ,!RE IS ALWAYS A FAIR AM\NT ( SURPLUS GAS LEFT :5 ! PUMPS >E %UT (F4 

,F,R,E,E ,L,& -- ,WRITE TO 0,GRE5 ,REVOLUTION0 C_/O ,S*OOL ( ,LIV+4 ,FREEL&1 ,M>YL&1 = !IR FREE NEWSPAP] ) NEWS AB\T RURAL L& AVAILABLE 9 ! ,UNIT$ ,/ATES & ! PROGRESS ( V>I\S RURAL COMMUNITIES4 ,! BE/ AVAILABLE FREE L& IS 9 ,CANADA4 ,Y\ CAN GET A FREE LI/+ BY WRIT+ TO ! ,DEP>TM5T ( ,L& & ,=E/S1 ,P>LIAM5T ,BUILD+1 ,QUEBEC ,CITY1 ,CANADA4 ,ALSO WRITE TO ! ,GEOGRAPHICAL ,BRAN*1 ,DEP>TM5T ( ,M9ES & ,TE*NICAL ,SURVEYS1 ,P>LIAM5T ,BUILD+S1 ,QUEBEC ,CITY4 ,CANADA4 ,LYNN ,BURR[S1 C_/O ,COMMUNICATIONS ,GR\P1 #bfc ,PO9T ,GRAY ,RD4 ,VANC\V] #h1 ,BRITI% ,COLUMBIA1 ,CANADA1 WILL GIVE Y\ ! BE/ 9=MATION ON SETT+ UP A COMMUNITY 9 ,CANADA4 

,IF Y\ REALLY WANT TO LIVE = FREE1 GET SOME FRI5DS TOGE!R & SEIZE A BUILD+ AT ,COLUMBIA ,UNIV]SITY4 #a#a#f? ,/REET & ,BROADWAY4 ,! COPS COME FREE1 AS DO BLUE RIBBON COMMITTEES ) FUNNY LONG NAMES 

,F,R,E,E ,B,U,F,F,A,L,O -- ,9 ORD] TO KEEP ! H]DS AT A CONTROLLABLE LEVEL ! GOV]NM5T WILL GIVE Y\ A REAL1 LIVE BUFFALO IF Y\ CAN GU>ANTEE %IPP+ EXP5SES & ADEQUATE GRAZ+ >EA4 ,WRITE TO ! ,(FICE ( ,9=MATION1 ,DEP>TM5T ( ! ,9T]IOR1 ,WA%+TON1 ,D,C4 

,M,$,I,C,A,I,D -- ,M$ICAID ,C5T]4 #cc ,WE/ ,/REET4 #e#i#d-#c#e4 ,M$ICAID IS A V]Y GOOD DEAL IF Y\ CAN QUALIFY & CAN /& A LITTLE R$ TAPE4 ,ACCORD+ TO ! NEW LAW Y\ HAVE TO BE UND] #ba OR OV] #fe YE>S ( AGE & HAVE A L[ 9COME 7@s#b#i OR LESS IF Y\ >E S+LE7 TO QUALIFY4 ,IT TAKES AB\T A MON? TO PROCESS Y\R APPLICATION1 BUT IF Y\ GET A C>D Y\ >E 5TITL$ TO FREE HOSPITAL & D5TAL S]VICES1 PRIVATE PHYSICIANS1 DRUGS & MANY O!R M$ICAL ADVANTAGES 

,A,M,B,U,L,A,N,C,E ,S,],V,I,C,E -- ,CALL #d#d-#a#b#c#d4 ,Y\ GET #a COP FREE ( *>GE ) ?IS S]VICE4 ,!RE IS NO WAY TO GET AN AMBULANCE )\T A COP 9 ,NEW ,YORK4 

,E,M,],G,5,C,Y ,D,O,C,T,O,R -- ,T,R #i-#a4 

,E,M,],G,5,C,Y ,D,5,T,I,/ -- ,Y,U #h-#f#a#a4 

,N,E,>,B,Y ,H,O,S,P,I,T,A,L,S -- ,G\V]NEUR ,CL9IC1 #i ,G\V]NEUR ,SLIP1 #bbg #c ,/4 ,V9C5T ,HOSPITAL1 #g? ,AVE4 & ,WE/ #a#a? ,/4 #f#b-#a#b#c#d4 ,BELLEVUE ,HOSPITAL1 ,FIR/ ,AV5UE & #b#g? ,/REET1 #f#g#i-#e#d#h#g4 ,ON ! ABOVE M$ICAL S]VICES Y\ HAVE TO PAY BUT Y\ CAN FILE ! BILL OR S5D IT TO ! ,NATIONAL ,DIGG] ,CLI5T ,C5T] 9 ,WA%+TON1 ,D4,C4 ,!Y WILL PAY IT = Y\4 

,! ,W,A,%,+,T,O,N ,H,E,I,<,T,S ,H,E,A,L,? ,C,5,T,] -- #a#f#h? ,/REET & ,BROADWAY1 PROVIDES FREE *E/ ,X RAYS AS WELL AS O!R S]VICES4 ,Y\ CAN GET A FREE SMALLPOX VACC9ATION H]E AT #a3 ,A4,M4WEEKDAYS IF Y\'RE TRAVEL+ ABROAD4 ,CALL ,W,A #g-#f#c = 9=MATION4,SEE SPECIAL SECTION ON CLAP 9 ?IS BOOKLET = 9=MATION ON ,V,D TREATM5T4 

,F,R,E,E ,D,R,U,G,S -- ,9 ! >EA ALONG ,C5TRAL ,P>K ,WE/ 9 ! #g'S & #h'S >E LOCAT$ MANY DOCTOR'S (FICES4 ,DAILY !Y ?R[ \T PILES ( DRUG SAMPLES4 ,IF Y\ KN[ :AT Y\'RE LOOK+ =1SE>* ?IS >EA4 

,F,R,E,E ,S,E,C,U,R,I,T,Y -- ,= ?IS TRICK Y\ NE$ SOME MONEY TO BEG9 )4 ,DEPOSIT IT 9 A BANK & RETURN 9 A FEW WEEKS TELL+ !M Y\ LO/ Y\R BANK BOOK4 ,!Y GIVE Y\ A C>D TO FILL \T & SIGN & 9 A WEEK Y\ WILL RECEIVE ANO!R4 ,N[1 )DRAW Y\R MONEY1 LEAV+ Y\ ) Y\R ORIG9AL MONEY & A BANK BOOK %[+ A BALANCE4 ,Y\ CAN USE ?IS AS ID5TIFICATION1 TO PREV5T VAGRANCY BU/S TRAVEL+1 AS COLLAT]AL = BAIL1 OR = OP5+ A *>GE ACC\NT AT A /ORE4 

,F,R,E,E ,B,I,R,? ,C,O,N,T,R,O,L ,9,=,M,A,T,I,O,N ,& ,D,E,V,I,C,E,S -- ,CL]GY ,CONSULTATION ,ABORTION1 CALL #d#g#g-#c#d & Y\ WILL GET A RECORD$ ANN\NCEM5T GIV+ Y\ ! NAMES ( CL]GYM5 :O Y\ CAN CALL & GET BIR? CONTROL 9=MATION1 9CLUD+ ABORTION CONTACTS4 ,P>5TS ,AID ,SOCIETY1 #ac ,MA9 ,/REET1 ,HEMP/EAD1 ,LONG ,ISL&4 7#e#a#f7 #e* #b#f#b#f1 PROVIDES BY F> ! MO/ COMPLETE BIR? CONTROL 9=MATION ,PILLS >E PROVID$ AS WELL AS DIAPHRAMS4 ,REF]RALS >E MADE TO DOCTORS WILL+ TO P]=M ABORTIONS DESPITE !IR ILLEGALITY BECAUSE ( M$IEVAL1 M5OPAUSAL POLITICIANS4 ,CALL !M = AN APPO9TM5T BE=E Y\ GO \T !RE4 ,!Y >E AB\T TO E/ABLI% AN (FICE ON ! L[] ,EA/ ,SIDE4 

,F,R,E,E ,9,=,M,A,T,I,O,N -- ,YIPPIE3 ,Y\? ,9T]NATIONAL ,P>TY1 #cb ,UNION ,SQU>E ,EA/4 #i#h#b-#e#i 

,E,S,S,O -- ,EA/ ,SIDE ,S]VICE ,ORGANIZATION1 #ada ,EA/ #a? ,/41 #e#c#c-#e#i#c 

,D,I,A,L-,A ,D,E,M,O,N,/,R,A,T,I,O,N -- #i#b#d-#f#c#a#e TO F9D \T AB\T ANTIW> RALLIES & DEMON/RATIONS 

,D,I,A,L ,A ,S,A,T,E,L,L,I,T,E -- ,T,R #c-#d#d TO F9D \T S*$ULES ( SATELLITES4 

,N,],V,\,S CAN BE DIAL$ = ! TIME 

,W,E,A,!,R ,R,E,P,O,R,T -- ,W,E #f-#a#b#a#b 

,D,I,A,L ,A ,P,R,A,Y,] -- ,C,I #f-#d#b4 ,GOD IS A LONG DI/ANCE CALL 

,IF Y\ WANT SOMEONE TO TALK Y\ \T ( JUMP+ \T ( A W9D[ CALL ,9 #b-#c#c#b#b4 

,IF Y\ HAVE NO?+ TO DO = A FEW M9UTES1 CALL ! ,P5TAGON 7COLLECT7 & ASK = ,COLONEL ,JOHN ,MA/]S ( ! ,9T]-,COMMUNICATION ,C5T]4 ,ASK HIM H[ ! W>'S GO+4 7#b#b7 ,L,I #e-#f#g4 

,IF Y\ WANT ! LATE/ NEWS 9=MATION Y\ CAN CALL ! WIRE S]VICES3 ,A,P IS ,P,L #g-#a#c#a#b OR ,U,F,I IS ,M,U #b-#d4 

,L,I,B,],A,T,I,O,N ,N,E,W,S ,S,],V,I,C,E -- ,AT #cfd ,BROADWAY & #a#b#a/ ,/REET WILL GIVE Y\ UP TO ! M9UTE COV]AGE ( MOVEM5T NEWS BO? NATIONAL & LOCAL1 AS WELL AS A MORE ACCURATE PICTURE ( :AT'S GO+ ON4 ,CALL #h#f#e#a#c#f4 ,BY ! WAY1 :AT IS GO+ ON8 

,! ,E,A,/ ,V,I,L,L,A,G,E ,O,!,R -- ,(FICE AT #ae ,SECOND ,AV5UE & #f? ,/REET1 #b#b#h-#h#f#d MI<T BE ABLE TO ANSW] SOME ( Y\R QUE/IONS4 

,! ,D,A,I,L,Y ,N,E,W,S ,9,=,M,A,T,I,O,N ,B,U,R,E,A,U -- #bb ,EA/ #d#bND ,/REET1 ,M,U #b#a#b#c#d1 WILL TRY TO ANSW] ANY QUE/ION Y\ PUT TO !M1 UNLESS IT'S 0,:Y DO WE NE$ ! ,DAILY ,NEWS80 

,! ,N,E,W ,Y,O,R,K ,T,I,M,E,S ,R,E,S,E,>,* ,B,U,R,E,A,U -- #bbi ,WE/ #d#cRD ,/REET1 ,L,A #d-#a WILL RESE>* NEWS QUE/IONS ?AT P]TA9 TO ! PA/ ?REE MON?S IF Y\ BELIEVE !RE WAS A PA/ ?REE MON?S4 

,F,R,E,E LESSONS 9 A V>IETY ( SKILLS SU* AS PLUMB+1 ELECTRICITY1 JEWELRY MALT+1 CON/RUCTION & WOODWORK+ >E PROVID$ BY ! ,ME*ANICS ,9/ITUTE1 #b ,WE/ #d#d? ,/REET4 ,CALL OR WRITE !M WELL 9 ADVANCE = A S*$ULE4 ,Y\ MU/ SIGN UP E>LY = LESSONS AS !Y TRY TO MA9TA9 SMALL C\RSES4,M,U #g-#d#b#g#i4 

,RON ,ROS5 AT #fh ,?OMPSON ,/REET WILL GIVE Y\ FREE ,K>ATE LESSONS IF HE CONSID]S Y\ 9 ! MOVEM5T4 

,F,R,E,E ,Y,O,G,A ,L,E,S,S,O,N,S -- ,YOGA ,9/ITUTE1 #e ,EA/ #h#a/ ,/REET1 ,L,E #e-#a#b#f4 ,CALL 9 ADVANCE = LECTURE S*$ULE4 ,Y\ MI<T BE ASK$ TO DO SOME VOLUNT>Y KIT*5 YOGA AFT] ! LESSONS4 

,F,R,E,E ,R,5,T -- ,!RE >E MANY AB&ON$ BUILD+S ?AT >E /ILL HABITABLE ESPECIALLY IF Y\ KN[ SOMEONE ) ELECTRICAL SKILLS :O1 ) A M9IMUM ( EF=T CAN SUPPLY Y\ ) FREE ELECTRICITY4 ,Y\ CAN BE BU/$ = CRIM9AL TRESPASS+ BUT MANY PEOPLE >E GETT+ AWAY ) IT4 ,IF Y\ >E ALREADY 9 AN AP>TM5T1 EVICTION PROCE$+S 9 ,NEW ,YORK TAKE AB\T SIX MON?S EV5 IF Y\ DON'T PAY R5T4 

,Y\ CAN SLEEP 9 ! P>KS DUR+ ! DAY4 ,DAY OR NI<T Y\ CAN SLEEP ON ! RO(S :I* >E FAIRLY SAFE & COM=TABLE IF Y\ CAN F9D A %ADY SPOT4 ,! T> GETS V]Y HOT :5 ! SUN COMES \T4 

,MAKE FRI5DS ) SOMEONE 9 ! BUILD+1 !N IF ! COPS OR L&LORD OR O!R RESID5TS GIVE Y\ A PROBLEM Y\ CAN SAY Y\ >E /AY+ ) SOMEONE 9 ! BUILD+4 ,/AY \T ( HALLWAYS1 DON'T SLEEP ON /REETS OR /OOPS1 OR 9 ! P>KS AT NI<T4 

,F,R,E,E ,B,E,A,*,E,S -- ,CONY ,ISL& ,BEA* 7,E,S #b #a#f#g7 & ,MANHATTAN ,BEA* ON ,ORI5TAL ,B\LEV>D 7,D,E #b #f#g#i#d7 >E TWO 9 ,BROOKLYN ?AT >E FREE4 ,CALL = DIRECTIONS ON H[ TO GET !RE4 

,! ,BRONX (F]S ,OR*>D ,BEA*1 CALL ,T,T #e-#a#h#b#h = 9=MATION4 

,F,R,E,E ,C,O,L,L,E,G,E -- ,IF Y\ WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE FREE S5D AWAY = ! S*$ULE ( C\RSES AT ! COLLEGE ( Y\R *OICE4 ,PICK Y\R C\RSES & WALK 9TO ! DESIGNAT$ CLASSROOMS4 ,9 SOME SMALL] CLASSES ?IS MI<T BE A PROBLEM BUT 9 L>GE CLASSES1 ( :I* !RE >E HUNDR$S 9 ,NEW ,YORK1 !RE IS NO PROBLEM4 ,IF Y\ NE$ BOOKS = ! C\RSE1 WRITE TO ! PUBLI%] TELL+ HIM Y\ >E A LECTUR] AT SOME S*OOL & >E CONSID]+ US+ ! BOOK 9 Y\R C\RSE4 

,F,R,E,E ,!,A,T,] -- ,! ,DRAMATIC ,WORK%OP -- ,/UDIO _? #h#h1 ,C>NEGIE ,HALL ,BUILD+1 #hha ,SEV5? ,AV5UE AT #e#f? ,/REET4 ,FREE ON ,FRIDAY1 ,SATURDAY & ,SUNDAY AT #h3#a#e ,P4,M41 ,J,U #f #dh = 9=MATION4 

,NEW ,YORK ,%AKESPE>E ,FE/IVAL -- ,DELAC\RTE ,!AT]1 ,C5TRAL ,P>K4 ,EV]Y NI<T EXCEPT ,MONDAY4,P]=MANCE BEG9S AT #h3 ,P4,M4 BUT GET !RE BE=E #f3 ,P4,M4 TO BE ASSUR$ TICKETS4 

,?IS IS \R FAVORITE WAY TO SNEAK 9TO A REGUL> MOVIE !AT]3 ,>RIVE JU/ AS ! %[ IS EMPTY+ \T & JO9 ! L9E LEAV+ ! !AT]4 ,EXCLAIM+1 0,OH1 MY GO%60 SLAP Y\R =EHEAD1 TURN>\ND & RETURN1 TELL+ ! U%] Y\ LEFT Y\R HAT1 POCKETBOOK1 ETC41 9SIDE4 ,ONCE Y\'RE 9 ! !AT] JU/ TAKE A SEAT & WAIT = ! NEXT %[4 ,ANO!R ME?OD IS TO CALL ! !AT] E>LY & POSE AS A FILM CRITIC = ONE ( ! M9I MAGAZ9ES & ASK TO BE PLAC$ ON ! 0,O4 ,K4 LI/40 ,USUALLY ?IS WORKS4 

,PAGEANT ,PLAY]S1 ,! #f? ,/REET ,!AT] ,GR\P & O!R /REET !AT] GR\PS P]=M ON V>I\S /REET CORN]S1 P>TICUL>LY ON ! ,L[] ,EA/ ,SIDE4 ,FREE ,!AT] IS ALSO PROVID$ AT ! ,UNIT$ ,NATIONS BUILD+ & ! ,/OCK ,EX*ANGE ON ,WALL ,/REET1 IF Y\ 5JOY SEV5TE5? C5TURY COM$Y4 

,IF Y\ LOOK RELATIVELY /RAI<T Y\ CAN SNEAK 9TO CONV5TIONS & GET ALL K9DS ( FREE DR9KS1 SNACKS & SAMPLES4 ,CALL ! ,NEW ,YORK ,CONV5TION ,BUREAU1 #i ,EA/ #d#bND ,/REET1 ,M,U #g-#a#c = 9=MATION4 ,Y\ CAN ALSO GET FREE TICKETS TO !AT] EV5TS H]E AT #i3 ,A4,M4 

,F,R,E,E ,M,O,V,I,E,S -- ,NEW ,YORK ,HI/ORICAL ,SOCIETY -- ,C5TRAL ,P>K ,WE/ & #g#g? ,/REET4 ,HOLLYWOOD MOVIES EV]Y ,SATURDAY AFT]NOON4 ,CALL ,T,R #c-#c#d = S*$ULE4 

,METROPOLITAN ,MUSEUM ( ,>T -- ,FIF? ,AV5UE & #h#bND ,/REET4 ,>T FILMS ,MONDAYS AT #c3 ,P4,M4,CALL ,T,R #i-#e#e = S*$ULE4 

,NEW ,YORK ,UNIV]SITY -- ,HAS A V]Y GOOD FREE MOVIE PROGRAM AS WELL AS POETRY1 LECTURES1 & !AT] PRES5TATIONS4 ,CALL ! ,PROGRAM ,DIRECTOR'S ,(FICE1 #e#i#h-#b#b#f = S*$ULE4 

,MILL5NIUM ,FILM ,WORK%OP #b ,EA/ #bND ,/REET4 ,FRIDAYS BE G9N+ AT #g3#a#e ,P4,M4 OP5 SCRE5+ ( FILMS BY UND]GR\ND DIRECTORS4 

,F,R,E,E ,M,U,S,I,C -- ,GRE5WI* ,H\SE ( ,MUSIC ,S*OOL - #df ,B>R[ ,/REET 7( ,SEV5? ,AV5UE71,WE/ ,VILLAGE4 ,FRIDAYS AT #h3#c ,P4,M4 ,CLASSICAL4 

,DONNELL ,LIBR>Y ,C5T] -- #b ,WE/ #e#cRD ,/REET4 ,S*$ULE F\ND 9 0,CAL5D> ( ,EV5TS0 AT ANY LIBR>Y4 ,CLASSICAL4 

,FRICK ,MUSEUM -- #a ,EA/ #g? ,/REET4 ,B,U #h-#g4 ,CONC]TS EV]Y ,SUNDAY AFT]NOON4 ,! BE/ ( ! CLASSICAL (F]+S4 ,Y\ MU/ DO SOME R$ TAPE WORK ?\<4 ,S5D SELF -- ADDRESS$ /AMP$ 5VELOPE ?AT WILL >RIVE ON ,MONDAY BE=E ! DATE Y\ WI% TO GO4 ,ONE LETT] -- ONE TICKET4 

,! ,GR\P ,IMAGE -- ,P]=MS EV]Y ,W$NESDAY NI<T AT ! ,HOTEL ,DIPLOMAT ON ,WE/ #d#cRD ,/REET BETWE5 ,SIX? & ,SEV5? ,AV5UES1 & Y\ CAN GET 9 FREE IF Y\ SAY Y\ HAVE NO MONEY 7SOMETIMES74 ,IF Y\ PROMISE TO TAKE Y\R CLO!S (F IT'S DEF9ITELY FREE4 ,IF Y\ BALL ON ! DANCE FLOOR1 Y\ GET A SEASON'S PASS4 

,FILMORE ,EA/ -- #ae ,SECOND ,AV5UE4 ,IF Y\ LIVE 9 ! ,L[] ,EA/ ,SIDE Y\ CAN G5]ALLY GET 9TO ! ,FILMORE ,EA/ AFT] ! %[ HAS />T$1 IF !RE >E SEATS4 ,JU/ GO UP TO ! DOOR ) A HALF WAY DEC5T /ORY4 ,Y\'RE ) ! DIGG]S OR ,EVE OR SOME?+ WILL G5]ALLY WORK4 

,!RE >E V>I\S FREE FE/IVALS PUT ON 9 ,C5TRAL ,P>K4 ,Y\ CAN CALL ! ,CITY ,P>KS ,DEP>TM5TS = A S*$ULE AT #g#c#d-#a4 

,WA%+TON ,SQU>E 9 ! ,WE/ ,VILLAGE IS ALWAYS JUMP+ ON ,SUNDAY4 ,*ECK \T ! ,BANANA ,S+]S EI!R H]E OR ON ,/4 ,M>K'S ,PLACE4 ,COP A KAZOO 9 ,WOOLWOR?S OR A TAMB\R9E & JO9 ! B&4 

,F,R,E,E ,M,U,S,E,U,M,S -- ,METROPOLITAN ,MUSEUM -- ,FIF? ,AV5UE & #h#bND ,/REET4 

,?IS WORKS V]Y WELL AT PRE-RELEAS$ SCRE5+S4 ,Y\ CAN PHONE ! V>I\S SCRE5+ /UDIOS &F9D \T :AT !Y >E SCRE5+4 

,FRICK ,MUSEUM -- #a ,EA/ #g? ,/REET4 ,GREAT :5 Y\'RE /ON$4 ,CLOS$ ,MONDAYS4 

,! ,CLOI/]S -- ,WEEKDAYS #a ,A4,M4 TO #e ,P4,M41 ,SUNDAYS #a ,P4,M4 TO #f ,P4,M4 ,TAKE ,9,O ,EI<? ,AV5UE EXPRESS 7,A TRA97 TO #a#i? ,/REET /ATION & WALK A FEW BLOCKS4 ,! _?#d ,FIF? ,AV5UE BUS ALSO GOES ALL ! WAY UP & IT'S A PLEASANT RIDE4 ,ONE ( ! BE/ TRIP PLACES 9 T[N 9 M$IEVAL SETT+4 

,BROOKLYN ,MUSEUM -- ,EA/]N ,P>KWAY & ,WA%+TON ,AV5UE4 ,EGYPTIAN /UFF BE/ 9 ! WORLD \TSIDE ( ,EGYPT4 ,TAKE ,I,R,T 7,BROADWAY ,L9E7 EXPRESS TRA9 TO ,BROOKLYN ,MUSEUM /ATION4 

,MUSEUM ( ! ,AM]ICAN ,9DIAN -- ,BROADWAY AT #a#e#e? ,/REET4 ,! L>GE/ ,9DIAN MUSEUM 9 ! WORLD4 ,OP5 ,TUESDAY TO ,SUNDAY #a TO #e ,P4,M4 ,TAKE ,I,R,T 7,BROADWAY ,L9E7 LOCAL TO #a#e#g? ,/REET /ATION4 

,MUSEUM ( ,NATURAL ,HI/ORY -- ,C5TRAL ,P>K ,WE/ & #g#i? ,/REET4 ,GREAT D9OSAURS & O!R /UFF4 ,WEEKDAYS #a-#e ,P4,M41 ,SUNDAY #a-#e ,P4,M4 

,! ,HISPANIC ,SOCIETY ( ,AM]ICA -- ,BROADWAY BETWE5 #a#e? & #a#e#f? ,/REETS4 ,! BE/ ,SPANI%>T COLLECTION 9 ! CITY4 

,ASIA ,H\SE ,GALL]Y -- #aab ,EA/ #f#d? ,/REET4 ,>T OBJECTS FROM ! ,F> ,EA/4 

,M>9E ,MUSEUM ( ! ,SEAMAN'S ,*UR* -- #be ,S\? ,/REET4 ,ALL K9DS ( MODEL %IPS & SEA /UFF4 

,*ASE ,MANHATTAN ,BANK ,MUSEUM ( ,MONEY -- #abef ,SIX? ,AV5UE4 ,FREE PEOPLE CONSID] PROP]TY AS !FT & REG>D ALL BANKS1 ESPECIALLY ,*ASE ,MANHATTAN ONES1 AS MUSEUMS4 

,! ,/,A,T,5 ,I,S,L,& ,F,],R,Y -- ,NOT FREE1 BUT A NICKEL EA* WAY = A FIVE MILE OCEAN VOYAGE >\ND ! S\!RN TIP ( ,MANHATTAN IS WOR? IT4 ,TAKE ,I,R,T 7,BROADWAY ,L9E7 TO ,S\? ,F]RY1 LOCAL ONLY4 ,F]RY LEAVES EV]Y HALF H\R DAY & NI<T4 

,F,R,E,E ,C,R,I,C,K,E,T ,M,A,T,*,E,S -- ,AT BO? ,VAN ,CORTL& ,P>K 9 ! ,BRONX & ,WALK] ,P>K ON ,/AT5 ,ISL& EV]Y ,SUNDAY AFT]NOON4 ,GET S*$ULE FROM ,BRITI% ,TRAVEL ,ASSOCIATION1 #dc ,WE/ #f#a/ ,/REET4 ,AT ,WALK] ,P>K FREE TEA & CRUMPETS 

,F,R,E,E ,P,O,E,T,R,Y1 ,L,E,C,T,U,R,E,S1 ,E,T,C4 -- ,! BE/ ADVICE H]E IS TO SEE ! BACK PAGE ( ! ,VILLAGE ,VOICE = FREE EV5TS ?AT WEEK4 ,!RE >E A V>IETY ( TALKS GIV5 AT ! ,FREE ,S*OOL1 #b ,EA/ #a#d? ,/REET4 ,CALL #f#g#e-#g#d#b#d = 9=MATION4 ,= FREE BRO*URES AB\T FREE CULTURAL EV5TS 9 ,NEW ,YORK GO TO ,CULTURAL ,9=MATION ,C5T]1 #adh ,WE/ #e#g? ,/REET4 

,F,R,E,E ,S,W,I,M,M,+ ,P,O,O,L,S #a4 -- ,EA/ #b#cRD ,/REET & ,ASS] ,LEVY ,PLACE 7NE> ,AV5UE ,A74 ,9DOOR & \TDOOR POOLS1 PLUSGYMNASIUM4 #b4 -- #hc ,C>M9E ,/REET 7AT ,SEV5? ,AV5UE1 ,WE/ ,VILLAGE74 ,9DOOR & \TDOOR POOLS PLUSGYMNASIUM4,BR+ Y\R [N SWIM SUIT & T[EL4 #c#eC ADMISSION AT C]TA9 TIMES AFT] #a3 ,P4,M4 IF Y\ >E OV] #ad YE>S ( AGE4 

,B,R,O,N,X ,Z,O,O -- ,BRONX & ,PELHAM ,P>KWAYS4 ,L>GE/ ZOO 9 ! ,U4 ,S4 ,GREAT COLLECTION ( ANIMALS 9 NATURAL SETT+S4 ,I,R,T ,BROADWAY 7,DYRE ,AV5UE L9E7 TO #a#h? ,/REET /ATION & WALK NOR?4 ,FREE EV]Y DAY BUT ,TUESDAY1 ,W$NESDAY & ,?URSDAY :5 CO/ IS #b#eC4 

,B,O,T,A,N,I,C,A,L ,G,>,D,5,S -- #a ,WA%+TON ,AV5UE1 ,BROOKLYN ,ANO!R PEACEFUL TRIP C5T]4,?IS & ! ,CLOI/]S BE/ 9 ,NEW ,YORK IF Y\ WANT TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL QUICKLY4 ,OP5 #h3#c,A4,M4 'TIL DUSK4 ,TAKE ,I,R,T 7,BROADWAY L9E7 TO ! ,BROOKLYN ,MUSEUM /ATION4 

,F,R,E,E ,P,>,K ,E,V,5,T,S -- ,ALL K9DS ( EV5TS 9 ! ,P>KS >E FREE ,CALL #g#e#e-#d#a = A RECORD$ ANN\NCEM5T ( WEEK'S EV5TS4 

,Y\ CAN GET FREE PO/]S1 LIT]ATURE & BOOKS FROM ! V>I\S MISSIONS TO ! ,UNIT$ ,NATIONS LOCAT$ ON ! ,EA/ ,SIDE NE> ! ,U4,N4 BUILD+4 ,! ,CUBAN ,MISSION1 #f ,I #f#g? ,/REET1 WILL GIVE Y\ FREE COPIES ( ,GRANMA1 ! ,CUBAN NEWSPAP]1 ,MAN & ,SOCIALISM 9 ,CUBA1 A BOOK BY ,*E4 

,Y\ CAN GET F+]PR9T$ FREE & HAVE Y\R PHONE TAPP$ AT NO EXP5SE BY GO+ TO ! ,F4,B4,I1 AT #ba ,EA/ #f#i? ,/REET ,CALL ,L,E #e-#g#g1 ASK = ,J4 ,HOOV]4 ,TELL HIM Y\'RE ,WALT] ,J5K9S4 

,F,R,E,E ,P,E,T,S -- ,A,S,P,C,A4 #dda ,EA/ #i#bND ,/REET & ,YORK ,AV5UE4 ,T,R #f-#g#g4 ,DOGS1 CATS1 SOME BIRDS & O!R PETS4 ,TELL !M Y\'RE FROM \T ( T[N IF Y\ WANT A DOG & Y\ WILL NOT HAVE TO PAY ! @s#e4 LIC5SE FEE4 ,HAVE !M 9SPECT & 9OCULATE ! PET :I* !Y DO FREE ( *>GE4 

,D,R,A,F,T ,R,E,S,I,/,A,N,C,E ,A,D,V,I,C,E -- ,MANY ( Y\ HAVE PROBLEMS ?AT REQUIRE DRAFT C\NSEL+ OR MAYBE Y\ HAVE GONE ,A,W,O,L & NE$ ADVICE4 ,!RE >E NUM]\S GR\PS ?AT WILL HELP \T4 ,GO D[N TO #e ,BEEKMAN ,/REET 7NE> ,CITY ,HALL7 & F9D Y\R WAY TO ! #a? FLOOR ,!RE >E MANY ANTI-DRAFT GR\PS LOCAT$ !RE :O WILL GIVE Y\ ! RI<T K9D ( 9=MATION4 ,CALL ! ,RESI/ANCE1#g#c#b-#d#b#g#b = DETAILS4 

,F,R,E,E ,C,L,O,?,+ ,R,E,P,A,I,R,S -- ,ALL ,WALLA* /ORES FEATURE A S]VICE ?AT 9CLUDES SEW+ ON BUTTONS1 FREE %OE HORNS1 & %OE LACES1 M5D+ PANTS POCKETS & L9+S1 PUN*ES EXTRA HOLES 9 BELTS1 & A NUMB] ( O!R FREE S]VICES4 

,F,R,E,E ,C,>,S -- ,IF Y\ WANT TO TRAVEL A LONG DI/ANCE ! AUTO TRANSPORTATION AG5CIES >E A GREAT DEAL4 ,LOOK 9 ! ,YELL[ ,PAGES UND] ,AUTOMOBILE ,TRANSPORTATION & ,TRUCK+4 ,Y\ MU/ BE OV] #ba & HAVE A VALID DRIV]'S LIC5SE4 ,CALL !M UP & TELL !M :5 & :]E Y\ WANT TO GO & !Y WILL TELL Y\ IF !Y HAVE A C>4 ,!Y GIVE Y\ ! C> & A TANK ( GAS FREE4 ,Y\ PAY ! RE/4 

,GO TO PICK UP ! C> ALONE1 !N GET SOME PEOPLE :O ALSO WANT TO GO TO HELP ) EXP5SES4 ,Y\ CAN MAKE ,SAN ,FRANCISCO = AB\T @s#h4 9 TOLLS & GAS 9 F\R DAYS )\T PU%+4 ,USUALLY Y\ HAVE ! C> = LONG] & CAN MAKE A :OLE ?+ \T ( IT4 ,Y\ MU/ LOOK 0/RAI<T0 :5 Y\ GO TO ! AG5CY4 

,IF Y\ W\LD LIKE TO MEET A REAL <O/1 WRITE ,HANS ,HOLM C_/O ,NEW ,YORK ,COMMITTEE = ,9VE/IGATION ( ,P>ANORMAL ,RESE>*4 #ad ,RIV]SIDE ,DRIVE4 ,NEW ,YORK4 ,N4 ,Y4 ,HE'LL PUT Y\ 9 T\* = FREE4 

,R,A,D,I,O ,F,R,E,E ,N,E,W ,Y,O,R,K -- ,W,B,A-,F,M1 #i#i-#e ON Y\R DIAL1 #c ,EA/ #c#i? ,/REET1 ,O,X #g #b#b#h#h1AFT] MIDNI<T RADIO /ATION PROVIDES AIR TIME = FREE S\LS :O NE$ HELP OR (F] IT4 

,N,E,W ,Y,O,R,K ,S,C,5,E,S1 A MAGAZ9E HAS A MON?LY COLUMN CALL$ 0,! ,FREE ,LOAD]0 ) GOOD ADVICE ON GETT+ /UFF FREE4 

,M,I,M,E,O,G,R,A,P,H ,M,A,*,9,E -- ,BO? ! ,E,S,S,O (FICE & ,YIPPIE HAVE A FREE MIMEO MA*9E ?AT Y\ CAN USE TO PR9T POETRY1 CRITICISM1 Y\R LIFE /ORY OR ANY?+ ELSE4 

,F,R,E,E ,B,A,K,],Y -- ,EV]Y ,W$NESDAY SOME PEOPLE GET TOGE!R & COOK BREAD AT ,/4 ,M>K'S ,*UR* ON ! ,B[]IE1 ,SECOND ,AV5UE & #a? ,/REET4 

,WRITE TO MAJOR CORPORATIONS & TELL !M Y\ B\<T ONE ( !IR PRODUCTS & IT DOESN'T WORK1 OR IT'S %IT1 OR IT TA/ES BAD4 ,MO/ FIRMS WILL S5D Y\ UP TO A CASE ( M]*&ISE JU/ TO GET Y\ (F !IR BACK4 ,TRY ,TOOTSIE ,ROLL1 ,CAMPBELL'S ,S\P & CIG>ETTE COMPANIES = />T]S4 ,ALSO ,G5]AL ,MILLS = C]EALS4 ,WRITE TO !IR PUBLIC RELATIONS (FICE4 ,ONE DAY AT ! LIBR>Y & A FEW /AMPS WILL GET Y\ TONS ( /UFF4 

,C,L,A,P ,& ,! ,T,A,S,M,A,N,I,A,N ,P,I,G ,F,E,V,] -- ,CLAP 7SYPHILIS & GONORRHEA7 & ,TASMANIAN ,PIG ,FEV] 7,T,P,F7 >E TWO DISEASES Y\ CAN EASILY PICK UP = FREE ON ! ,L[] ,EA/ ,SIDE4 ,ONE1 ! ,CLAP1 Y\ CAT*1 & ! O!R1 ,T,P,F1 CAT*ES Y\4 ,! ,CLAP COMES FROM BALL+4 ,!RE >E SOME ?AT CLAIM !Y GET IT FROM SITT+ ON A TOILET SEAT BUT ?AT IS POSSIBLE ONLY IF Y\ DIG ?AT POSITION4 

,G5]ALLY1 US+ A PROPHYLACTIC WILL PREV5T ! SPREAD+ ( ,CLAP4 ,IF Y\ DON'T USE !M & Y\ BALL A LOT Y\R *ANCES ( PICK+ IT UP >E PRETTY GOOD4 

,SYPHILIS USUALLY BEG9S ) A SORE :I* MAY LOOK LIKE A COLD SORE OR ANY O!R K9D ( SORE OR PIMPLE >\ND Y\R SEX ORGAN4 ,SOON ! SORE DISAPPE>S1 EV5 )\T TREATM5T1 & IS (T5 FOLL[$ BY AN 9FLAMMATION ( ! M\? & ?ROAT1 & RA%ES ON ! BODY4 ,!SE SYMPTOMS ALSO DISAPPE> )\T ANY TREATM5T4 ,BUT EV5 IF !SE \T] SIGNS DISAPPE> ! DISEASE REMA9S IF UNTREAT$4 ,IF IT REMA9S UNTREAT$ YE>S LAT] SYPHILIS CAN CAUSE S]I\S TR\BLE SU* AS HE>T DISEASE1 BL9DNESS1 9SANITY1 & P>ALYZES4 

,GONORRHEA IS MORE COMMON ?AN SYPHILIS4 ,! FIR/ SIGN ( GONORRHEA IS A DIS*>GE FROM Y\R SEX ORGAN4 ,IT MAY NOT BE NOTIC$ 9 WOM54 ,9 M5 !RE IS USUALLY IT*+ & BURN+ ( ! AFFECT$ >EAS4 ,IF UNTREAT$ IT CAN RESULT 9 P]MAN5T DAMAGE TO SEX GL&S4 ,BO? SYPHILIS & GONORRHEA CAN BE CUR$ 9 A %ORT TIME ) PROP] M$ICAL ATT5TION4 ,! DOCTOR'S 9/RUCTIONS MU/ BE FOLL[$ TO ! LETT] IF Y\ WANT TO %AKE ! DISEASE4 ,SOMETIMES SOMEONE WILL GET A %OT ( P5ICILL91 GO HOME & WAIT ?REE DAYS1 & SEE+ NO *ANGE 9 HIS CONDITION HE WILL ASSUME ! TREATM5T IS NOT WORK+ & NOT GO BACK = MORE4 ,SOME /RA9S >E RESI/ANT TO P5ICILL9 BUT WILL RESPOND TO O!R M$ICATION4 ,KEEP GO+ TO ! CL9IC UNTIL ! DOCTOR SAYS ,NO4 ,FREE ,TREATM5T REG>DLESS ( AGE IS AVAILABLE = ,L[] ,EA/ ,SIDE RESID5TS AT ! ,*ELSEA ,HYGI5E ,C5T]1 #cc ,N9? ,AV5UE AT #b#g? ,/REET4 ,CALL ,L,A #d-#b#e#c#g = MORE FREE 9=MATION4 ,Y\ CAN ALSO GET TE/S = A V>IETY ( O!R ILLNESSES H]E1 9CLUD+ HEPATITIS1 :I* IS COMMON & DANG]\S4 ,FREE CANC] *ECKUPS ALSO GIV54 ,DAY & NI<T PHONE 9=MATION AT #b#f#i-#e#c4 

,TASMANIAN ,PIG ,FEV] IS A DISEASE COMMON TO ! ,L[] A V>IETY ( REASONS4 ,LET'S FACE IT1 ! ,L[] ,EA/ ,SIDE IS A <ETTO & GETT+ BU/$ BY A COP IS COMMON 9 ANY ,AM]ICAN <ETTO4 ,! FOLL[+ IS SOME G5]AL BASIC ADVICE & SOME HELP ON ! *IEF CAUSES = BU/S -- DOPE & RUNAWAYS1 AL?\< RUNAWAYS >E NOT TE*NICALLY BU/$4 

,! ,T,P,F IS ! RIOT CONTROL SQUAD 9 ,NEW ,YORK & IS CALL$ \T TO H&LE MANY /REET DEMON/RATIONS4 ,! LOCAL POLICE COME \T ( ! ,N9? ,PREC9CT LOCAT$ ON #e? ,/REET BETWE5 ,FIR/ & ,SECOND ,AV5UES4 ,! LOCAL COPS >E UND] ! DIRECTION ( ,LIEUT5ANT ,JOE ,F9K4 ,!RE >E NUM]\S >RE/S D[N H]E & A WORK+ KN[L$GE ( :AT TO DO AB\T ! COPS CAN BE V]Y HELPFUL4 ,NEV] LET COPS 9 Y\R H\SE IF !Y DO NOT HAVE A SE>* W>RANT4 ,ASK !M TO SLIP IT UND] ! DOOR4 ,!Y ONLY HAVE A RI<T TO 5T] )\T A SE>* W>RANT IF !Y HAVE /RONG REASON TO BELIEVE A CRIME IS BE+ COMMITT$ ON ! PREMISES4 ,MO/ CASES )\T A SE>* W>RANT >E ?R[N \T ( C\RT4 ,IF Y\ >E >RE/$1 GIVE Y\R NAME & ADDRESS4 ,IF Y\ DO NOT Y\ WILL HAVE BAIL TR\BLE4 ,Y\ CAN GIVE A FRI5D'S ADDRESS4 ,DO NOT DISCUSS ANY DETAILS ( Y\R CASE ) ! POLICE4 ,DEM& TO SEE Y\R LAWY] 7,SEE ,FREE ,LEGAL ,AID ,SECTION74 ,Y\ >E ALL[$ A PHONE CALL & G5]ALLY !Y WILL GIVE Y\ ?REE4 ,CALL Y\R CLOSE/ FRI5D & TELL HIM Y\ >E >RE/$4 ,HE %\LD BE 9/RUCT$ TO MEET Y\ 9 C\RT AT #a ,C5T] ,/REET4 ,ON ! F\R? FLOOR Y\R FRI5D CAN F9D \T :AT C\RT ROOM Y\ WILL APPE> 9 = >RAIGNM5T4 ,!RE IS A ,LEGAL ,AID LAWY] 9 ! C\RTROOM :O WILL H&LE ! >RAIGNM5T4 ,IF ! *>GES >E MISDEMEANORS HE %\LD BE US$1 IF ! *>GES >E FELONIES Y\ MI<T BE ADVIS$ TO GET HELP FROM A PRIVATE LAWY]1 ,MOBILIZATION = ,Y\? OR SOME O!R AG5CY4 ,A GOOD LAWY] CAN GET A BAIL R$UCTION ?AT CAN SAVE Y\ A GOOD DEAL ( TIME IF Y\ >E H>D UP = BREAD4 ,BAIL DEP5DS ON A V>IETY ( FACTORS RANG+ FROM PREVI\S >RE/S TO ! JUDGE'S HANGOV]4 ,IT CAN BE PUT UP 9 COLLAT]AL1 I4E4 A BANK BOOK1 OR (T5 !RE IS A CA% ALT]NATIVE (F]$ :I* AM\NTS TO AB\T #a TO #b.0 ( ! BAIL4 ,TRY & HAVE Y\R FRI5D %[ UP ) AT LEA/ A HUNDR$ DOLL>S 9 CA%4 ,= V]Y HI< BAIL !RE >E ! BAIL BONDSM5 9 ! >EA ( ! C\R?\SE :O WILL COV] ! BAIL = A FEE NOT TO EXCE$ #e.04 ,Y\ WILL NE$ :AT !Y T]M A SOLID CITIZ5 TO SIGN ! BAIL PAP]S & P]HAPS PUT UP SOME COLLAT]AL4 

,D,O,P,E ,B,U,/,S -- ,POSSESSION ( LESS ?AN A QU>T] ( AN \NCE ( POT IS CONSID]$ A MISDEMEANOR4 ,! P5ALTY CAN BE UP TO ONE YE>4 ,9 ACTUALITY1 A CONVICTION = POSSESSION IS V]Y R>E4 ,! ,NEW ,YORK C\RTS >E QUITE L5I5T ON ?IS *>GE4 ,MORE ?AN A QU>T] ( AN \NCE IS CONSID]$ POSSESSION ) 9T5T TO SELL4 ,?IS ALONG ) SALE 7TO AN AG5T7 >E CONSID]$ FELONIES & PUNI%ABLE BY T]MS ( UP TO #ae YE>S 9 PRISON4 ,A FEW PRECAUTIONS >E 9 ORD]4 ,IF Y\ >E C>RY+ :5 BU/$ EAT IT AS SOON AS IT IS COOL4 ,NEV] SELL TO SOMEONE Y\ DO NOT KN[4 ,NEV] MAKE A SALE ) TWO O!R PEOPLE PRES5T4 ,AG5TS ALWAYS BUY ) ANO!R P]SON OR AG5T PRES5T AS A WITNESS4 ,NEV] SELL TO ANYONE FAC+ AN 9DICTM5T = !Y >E SUBJECT TO PRESSURE4 ,UND]COV] AG5TS HAVE SOME PRETTY 9T]E/+ DISGUISES4 ,BLACK UND]COV] COPS >E V]Y H>D TO SPOT4 ,(T5 UND]COV] COPS WE> BE>DS & MU/A*ES BUT FEW1 CONTR>Y TO RUMOR1 HAVE V]Y LONG HAIR4 ,LON<AIR ?AT TAKES A YE> TO GR[ IS NOT POSSIBLE S9CE AG5TS >E SWIT*$ >\ND & ANYWAY LONG HAIR DOESN'T GR[ 9 ,QUE5S4 ,UND]COV] COPS ALWAYS C>RY A GUN SO LOOK \T = ?AT NOTICEABLE BULGE OR A JACKET BE+ WORN ON A HOT DAY4 

,!RE IS A NEW BILL ALREADY PASS$1 WAIT+ = ! GOV]NOR'S SIGNATURE1 ?AT W\LD UPGRADE ! DOPE P5ALTIES1 = EXAMPLE1 SALE ( POT TO A M9OR C\LD GET Y\ UP TO LIFE IMPRISONM5T4 ,IF ?IS BILL IS PASS$ & Y\ >E CAU<T SELL+ TO A M9OR1 PULL \T A GUN & %OOT ! KID4 ,Y\ CAN ONLY GET #a-#b YE>S = FIR/ DEGREE MANSLAU<T] & CAN BE P>OL$ 9 #f YE>S4 ,ACID & O!R DOPE1 AL?\< AGA9/ ! LAW R>ELY RESULT 9 BU/S & EV5 LESS 9 CONVICTIONS 7H]O9 IS ANO!R ?+1( C\RSE74 ,!RE >E TOO MANY TE*NICALITIES 9VOLV$ 9 ANALYZ+ ! SUB/ANCE1 MANY SU* AS ,/,P >E NOT COV]$ BY ! LAW4 ,= ?IS REASON1 !Y G5]ALLY GO AFT] ! GRASS UNLESS !RE IS A MAJOR PRODUCTION OR SALE 9VOLV$4 

,R,U,N,A,W,A,Y,S -- ,LAWS GOV]N+ RUNAWAYS >E EQUALLY RIDICUL\S4 ,P]SONS :O LOOK UND]AGE 7UND] #af = MALES1 UND] #ah = FEMALES7 CAN BE /OPP$ BY A COP ANYTIME & ASK$ TO PRODUCE ID5TIFICATION4 ,IF Y\ >E UND]AGE OR DO NOT HAVE ID5TIFICATION TO PROVE O!RWISE Y\ CAN BE BR\<T TO ! POLICE /ATION4 ,!RE Y\R P>5TS OR GU>DIAN IS CALL$4 ,IF Y\ HAVE P]MISSION TO BE H]E !Y LET Y\ GO1 IF NOT1 Y\R P>5TS CAN PICK Y\ UP !RE4 ,IF !Y DON'T WANT Y\1 Y\ CAN BE S5T TO ! ,Y\? ,DET5TION ,H\SE :I* IS A V]Y BAD TRIP 9DE$4 ,IF Y\ >E A RUNAWAY1 GET FAKE ID5TIFICATION & QUICK4 ,PEOPLE :O PUT UP RUNAWAYS >E SUBJECT TO >RE/ = CONTRIBUT+ TO ! DEL9QU5CY = A M9OR4 ,IF Y\ WANT TO GO NAME & NE$ A CONTACT OR IF Y\ WANT TO /AY A FEW DAYS 9 A GOOD PLACE CALL ,JUDSON ,MEMORIAL ,*UR* 9 ,WA%+TON ,SQU>E1 ,G,R #g-#c#e#a4 ,?IS IS ! FIR/ YE> ?IS PROGRAM HAS BE5 9 EFFECT BUT ! PEOPLE RUNN+ IT >E COOL4 ,IF Y\ DON'T WANT !M TO CALL Y\R P>5TS OR ! COPS !Y ASSURE US !Y WILL NOT4 ,!Y CAN H\SE & FE$ AB\T TW5TY-FIVE Y\NG PEOPLE4 

,D,E,M,O,N,/,R,A,T,I,O,N,S -- ,A WORD %\LD BE SAID AB\T DEMON/RATIONS4 ,DEMON/RATIONS ) L>GE NUMB]S ( >RE/S R>ELY RESULT 9 CONVICTIONS4 ,LAWY]S 9=M US ( ! OV] #c1 >RE/S 9 REC5T ANTI-W>1 ,YIPPIE DEMON/RATIONS1 ETC4 !RE NAVE BE5 NO CONVICTIONS4 ,?IS DOES NOT MEAN ?+S C\LDN'T *ANGE DRA/ICALLY BUT !SE >E ! FACTS UP TO N[4,REMEMB] :5 >RE/$ GIVE ONLY Y\R NAME & ADDRESS4 ,DEM& A SE>* W>RANT IF !Y WANT TO COME 9TO Y\R PAD4 ,! ONLY KN[ CURE = ,TASMANIAN ,PIG ,FEV] IS REVOLUTION4 ,P>ANOIDS UNITE6 

,D,O,P,E -- ,AS Y\ PROBABLY KN[1 MO/ DOPE IS ILLEGAL1 !RE=E SOME RISKS >E ALWAYS 9VOLV$ 9 BUY+ & SELL+4 ,9 ! LEGAL SECTION WE HAVE DISCUSS$ ! SELL+ PROBLEMS4 ,N[ LET US CONSID] ! PROBLEMS 9VOLV$ 9 BUY+4 ,>RE/S >E NOT A PROBLEM UNLESS Y\ >E 9SIDE & HAPP5 TO GET CAU<T 9 A RAID ON A MAJOR DEAL]4 ,:AT IS A MAJOR HAZ>D IS GETT+ BURN$4 ,! USUAL TRICK IS TO TAKE Y\R D\< & JU/ VANI%1 LEAV+ Y\ /&+ ON ! /REET4 ,ANO!R ME?OD IS SUB/ITUT+ OREGANO OR P>SELY = GRASS1 *EW+ TOBACCO AS HA%1 & ASPIR9 & B>BITURATES AS ACID4 ,A G5]AL RULE IS NO BREAD UP FRONT4 ,IF Y\'RE GETT+ AN \NCE OR MORE ( GRASS Y\ >E 5TITL$ TO SAMPLE IT4 ,HA% CAN ALSO BE SAMPL$4 ,IF Y\'RE CONSID]+ BUY+ A L>GE AM\NT ( ACID1 BUY ONE TAB = A SAMPLE & TRY IT FIR/4 ,ANO!R RULE IS TO BUY FROM A T[N DEAL] OR A CLOSE FRI5D4 

,HAVE Y\ CONSID]$ GR[+ Y\R [N8 ,BE+ A WE$1 GRASS IS V]Y EASY TO GR[ IF IT GETS 5\< WAT] & SUN4 ,GET Y\R SE$S TOGE!R1 TRAVEL OV] TO ,J]SEY OR ,/AT5 ,ISL&1 F9D A FIELD & PLANT Y\R SE$S4 ,DRAW A FURR[ 9 ! GR\ND AB\T HALF AN 9* DEEP & PLANT ! SE$S AB\T TWO 9*ES AP>T4 ,COV] ! SE$S ) SOIL & WAT] ! >EA4 ,RETURN+ EV]Y TWO WEEKS TO T5D Y\R CROP WILL BE SUFFICI5T4 ,NO MATT] H[ HI< ! %OOTS GET !Y >E SMOKEABLE IF DRI$ \T BUT IT IS BE/ TO LET !M GR[ TO MATURITY 7:5 ! FL[]S BLOOM74 ,?IS TAKES ?REE TO F\R MON?S DEP5D+ ON SOIL CONDITIONS & SUNLI<T4 ,) A LITTLE EF=T1 Y\ CAN GR[ KILOS GALORE4 ,GR[+ GRASS 9DOORS IS A BIG HASSLE BUT IT CAN BE DONE IF Y\ CON/RUCT A PLANT+ BOX ) A LI<T BULB OR >TIFICIAL GR[+ LAMP4 ,SOME H>DY S\LS HAVE PLANT$ GRASS 9 ,C>L ,S*URZ ,P>K NEXT TO ,GRACIE ,MANSION1 #h#i? ,/REET & ,EA/ ,RIV] ,DRIVE4 

,!RE >E ALSO LEGAL HI<S1 ! MO/ FAM\S ( :I* IS BANANAS4 ,SCRAP ! 9SIDES ( ! BANANA PEEL & ROA/ 9 A #bC OV5 = A HALF H\R OR UNTIL D>K BR[N4 ,CRUMBLE ! SCRAP+S & ROLL 9 A JO9T OR PACK 9 A PIPE4 ,?IS WILL PRODUCE A MILD POT HI<4 ,MORN+S GLORY SE$S WILL PRODUCE A HI< SIMIL> TO ,L,S,D IF PREP>$ PROP]LY4 ,USE ONLY ! :ITE1 BLUE1 OR BLUE-:ITE V>IETIES ?AT >E NOT COAT$ ) *EMICALS4 ,IF !Y HAVE BE5 COAT$ A GOOD WA%+ 9 ALCOHOL WILL REMOVE IT4 ,Y\ NE$ AB\T #d SE$S TO GET Y\ UP !RE4 ,G5]ALLY !RE >E AB\T #d TO #f 9 A PACKET4 ,WE PREF] ! FOLL[+ ME?OD3 GR9D ! SE$S 9 A PEPP] MILL & /UFF !M 9TO GELAT9 CAPSULES ?AT Y\ CAN GET 9 ANY DRUG /ORE4 ,ANO!R ME?OD IS TO BOIL ! SE$S1 /RA9 ! MIXTURE & DR9K ! LIQUID4 ,IT TA/ES BITT] BUT IT'S EASI] ?AN ! GR9D+ ME?OD1 IT'S AN #h-#a H\R TRIP4 ,:IPP$ CREAM CONTA9]S >E #h.0 NITR\S OXIDE OR LAU<+ GAS4 ,HOLD ! CONTA9] UPRI<T & RELEASE ! NOZZLE SL[LY AS Y\ 9HALE4 ,IT'S REALLY A GAS2 EV5 ! :IPP$ CREAM GETS Y\ HI<4 

,SOME PEOPLE CLAIM Y\ CAN GET HI< ON CABBAGE C5T]S4 ,O!RS CLAIM CIG>ETTE TOBACCO MIX$ ) P[D]$ ASPIR9S WILL DO ! TRICK4 ,A H9T ON GRASS3 BOIL ! TWIGS & SE$S & MAKE A V]Y GROOVY TEA -- SORT ( A TEA-TEA4 

,B,A,D ,T,R,I,P,S -- ,! BE/ ME?OD = BR++ A P]SON D[N FROM A BAD TRIP IS CALM1 UND]/&+ TALK BY A SYMPA!TIC S\L4 ,G5]ALLY ?IS WORKS4 ,ORANGE JUICE & SUG> WORKS WELL4 

,A CUP ( SUG> TO A QU>T ( ORANGE JUICE4 ,DR9K AS MU* AS Y\ CAN4 ,NIAC9IMIDE1 A VITAM9 ,B D]IVATIVE ALSO WORKS4 ,Y\ NE$ #a MILLIGRAMS = EV]Y #a MICROGRAMS ( ,L,S,D4 ,SAY ! TABLETS Y\ HAVE >E #a MG4 ,?AT MEANS T5 TABLETS = EA* #a MICRO-GRAMS ( ,L,S,D4 ,IF Y\ DO NOT KN[ ! ,L,S,D DOSAGE1 ASSUME #e MICROGRAMS & USE #e TABLETS ( ,NIAC9IMIDE4 ,TOO MU* ,NIAC9IMIDE CANNOT HURT Y\4 ,L&+ TIME = BO? ! ORANGE JUICE-SUG> ME?OD & ,NIAC9IMIDE IS BETWE5 #c-#d M9UTES4 ,NIAC9IMIDE HAS BETT] RESULTS4 ,IT IS AVAILABLE )\T A PRESCRIPTION & IS FAIRLY *EAP4 ,Y\ CAN GET A ?\S& TABLETS = AB\T ?REE DOLL>S4 ,AS A LA/ RESORT Y\ %\LD CALL 9 A PHYSICIAN :O CAN ADM9I/] A TRANQUILIZ]1 G5]ALLY ?ORAZ9E4 ,BELLEVUE %\LD BE CONSID]$ A BAD TRIP4 ,BE C>EFUL ( DRUGS Y\ KN[ NO?+ AB\T4 ,/,P IS ONLY = PEOPLE :O HAVE BE5 9TO ACID = A TIME4 ,H]O9 IS ADDICTIVE & CAN BE A MI<TY EXP5SIVE HABIT4 ,AMPHETAM9E1 USUALLY CALL$ ,A OR ME? OR SPE$1 IS ALSO QUITE DANG]\S IF Y\ DON'T KN[ :AT Y\ >E DO+4 ,BO? H]O9 & ME? >E SELF-DE/RUCTIVE4 ,!Y RU9 Y\R APPETITE1 (T5 CAUS+ MALNUTRITION4 ,S9CE !Y >E NE$LE DRUGS !RE IS ALWAYS ! *ANCE ( MISS+ A VE91 :I* LEADS TO A /IFF >M = A FEW DAYS OR ( CONTRACT+ S]UM HEPATITIS FROM UN/]ILIZ$ NE$LES4 ,Y\ CAN KICK ! HABIT BY JU/ REFUS+ TO TAKE IT = A FEW WEEKS OR SWIT*+ TO A GROOVI] DRUG4 ,DON'T GET HOOK$ ON ANY DRUG1:E!R IT BE H]O91 S*OOL1 COCA-COLA1 B5Z$R9E1 SUBURBIA1 ME?1 OR POLITICS4 ,!Y CAN ALL ROT Y\R BRA9 444 ,BE ADVIS$4 

,C,O,M,M,U,N,E,S -- ,COMMUNES CAN BE A *EAP & 5JOYABLE WAY TO LIVE4 ,!Y >E A GOOD TRIBAL WAY TO LIVE 9 ! CITY BECAUSE !Y >E TRIBES EA* HAS A P]SONALITY ( ITS [N4 ,?IS P]SONALITY DEP5DS ON ! PEOPLE 9 ! COMMUNE & H[ WELL !Y GET ALONG TOGE!R4 ,= ?IS REASON ! MO/ IMPORTANT P>T ( SETT+ UP A COMMUNE IS *OOS+ PEOPLE :O >E COMPATIBLE4 ,IT IS VITAL ?AT NO MEMB] ( ! COMMUNE HAS ANY /RONG OBJECTION TO ANY O!R MEMB]4 ,MORE COMMUNES HAVE BE5 DE/ROY$ BY 9COMPATIBILITY ?AN ANY O!R S+LE REASON4 ,PEOPLE ( SIMIL> 9T]E/S 7SPE$ FREAKS ) SPE$ FREAKS1 PA9T]S ) PA9T]S1 & REVOLUTION>IES ) REVOLUTION>IES7 %\LD GET TOGE!R4 ,PREF]ABLY ! MEMB]S ( ! COMMUNE %\LD KN[ EA* O!R BE=E !Y BEG9 SETT+ UP QU>T]S4 

,ONCE !RE IS A NUCLEUS ( #d TO #g PEOPLE ?AT >E COMPATIBLE E/ABLI%+ A COMMUNE IS NOT DIFFICULT4 

,! FIR/ ?+ TO DO IS R5T AN AP>TM5T4 ,! 9ITIAL CO/ WILL PROBABLY BE TWO MON?S R5T4 ,DON'T PAY MORE4 ,! L&LORD IS NOT LEGALLY ALL[$ TO ASK = MORE ?AN ONE MON?'S R5T AS SECURITY4 

,DON'T GO TO A R5TAL AG5CY UNLESS Y\ >E WILL+ TO PAY AN EXTRA MON?'S R5T AS A FEE4 ,TWO WAYS Y\ CAN F9D AN AP>TM5T IF Y\ DON'T KN[ ( ONE >E3 WALK UP & D[N EV]Y /REET & LOOK = R5T SIGNS2 ! O!R IS TO LOOK 9SIDE ! FRONT DOORS ( SOME BUILD+S 9 ! >EA = A SIGN GIV+ ! L&LORD'S NAME4 ,:5 Y\ F9D BUILD+S [N$ BY ONE COMPANY !RE IS A PRETTY GOOD *ANCE ?AT ! COMPANY [NS O!R BUILD+S 9 ! >EA4 ,CALL ?AT COMPANY & ASK IF !Y HAVE ANY VACANT AP>TM5TS4 

,:5 Y\ GET AN AP>TM5T1 FURNI%+ WILL BE ! NEXT /EP4 ,Y\ CAN D\BLE Y\R SLEEP+ SPACE BY BUILD+ L(T OR BUNK B$S4 ,NAIL TWO BY F\RS SECURELY FROM CEIL+ TO FLOOR AB\T ?REE FEET FROM ! WALLS :]E B$S >E WANT$4 ,!N BUILD A FRAME \T ( TWO BY F\RS AT ! HEI<T Y\ WANT ! B$S4 ,MAKE SURE IT IS /RONG 5\< TO HOLD ! WEI<T ( PEOPLE SLEEP+ ON IT4 ,!N NAIL A %EET ( #c_/#d 9* PLYWOOD ON ! FRAME4 ,MATTRESSES & O!R FURNITURE CAN BE GOTT5 = FREE4 ,SEE ! SECTION ON FREE FURNITURE4 ,Y\ CAN COP SILV]W>E 9 SELF-S]VICE RE/AURANTS4 

,H[ Y\ GOV]N Y\R COMMUNE DEP5DS ON :]E ! MEMB]'S HEADS >E4 ,ONE ME?OD :I* WORKS WELL IS ! ,9DIAN TRIBAL C\NCIL 9 :I* FROM TIME TO TIME ALL MEMB]S ( ! TRIBE 7COMMUNE7 GET TOGE!R & DISCUSS PROBLEMS ?AT COME UP & SOLUTIONS >E WORK$ \T4 ,AT ! MEET+ IT %\LD BE DECID$ :I* MEMB]S >E RESPONSIBLE = ?+S ?AT HAVE TO BE DONE 7I4E4 COOK+1 CLEAN+1 RAIS+ ! R5T71 ?IS ASSURES ?AT !Y WILL BE DONE4 ,IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE A MEET+ :5 Y\ FIR/ =M TO MAKE DECISIONS ON SOME ( ! IMPORTANT ?+S ?AT >E SURE TO >ISE4 ,! FIR/ IS :E!R Y\ WANT A CRA% PAD OR A COMMUNE4 ,! DIFF]5CE IS ?AT A COMMUNE IS A CLOS$ UNIT4 ,O!R PEOPLE MAY JO91 BUT UNLIKE A CRA% PAD1 !Y MAY NOT JO9 = ONE DAY4 ,O!R ?+S TO CONSID] >E DRUGS 7NO DRUGS 9 ! PAD1 COMMUNAL /A%1 ETC471 PROP]TY 7P]SONAL1 COMMUNAL71 AGE LIMITS & SO ON4 ,! IMPORTANT ?+ TO REMEMB] IS ?AT ) EXP]I5CE & BASIC TRU/ = EA* O!R1 ?IS =M ( TRIBAL LIV+ IS BY F> ! BE/ WAY TO LIVE 9 ! CITY JUNGLE4 

,ASK >\ND = AN EXP]I5C$ COMMUNE & GET ONE ( !IR MEMB]S TO COME TO Y\R FIR/ TRIBAL MEET+4 ,! MORE /ABLE COMMUNES ?AT >E E/ABLI%$ ! SOON] WE CAN BEG9 TO REALIZE A FRE] MORE HUMANI/IC SOCIETY4 

,REVOLUTION IS ,FREE4 ,V5C]EMOS6 

,TAKE :AT Y\ WANT 

,TAKE :AT Y\ NE$ 

,!RE IS PL5TY TO GO >\ND 

,EV]Y?+ IS FREE4 

-- ,GEORGE ,METESKY 

,FREE ,NEW ,YORK 

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-- ,JIM ,METESKY 

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,JANU>Y #g1 #bba 3 ,FUCK ! ,SY/EM -- ,ADD$4 
,JANU>Y #d1 #bbb 3 ,FUCK ! ,SY/EM -- ,UPDAT$4 

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