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,AU?OR 3 ,BOB ,BLACK 

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,9 A/RONOMY1 0REVOLUTION0 REF]S TO A RETURN TO ! SAME PLACE4 ,= ! LEFT IT SEEMS TO MEAN AB\T ! SAME4 ,LEFTISM IS LIT]ALLY REACTION>Y4 ,JU/ AS G5]ALS PREP>E TO FI<T ! LA/ W>1 LEFTI/S 9CITE ! LA/ REVOLUTION4 ,!Y WELCOME IT BECAUSE !Y KN[ IT FAIL$4 ,!Y'RE VANGU>DI/S BECAUSE !Y'RE ALWAYS BEH9D ! TIMES4 ,LIKE ALL LEAD]S1 LEFTI/S >E LEA/ OBNOXI\S :5 FOLL[+ !IR FOLL[+1 BUT 9 C]TA9 CRISES !Y /EP TO ! =E TO MAKE ! SY/EM WORK4 ,IF ! LEFT_/RI<T METAPHOR HAS ANY MEAN+1 IT CAN ONLY BE ?AT ! LEFT IS TO ! LEFT ( ! SAME ?+ ! RI<T IS TO ! RI<T (4 ,BUT :AT IF REVOLUTION MEANS /EPP+ \T ( L9E8 

,IF !RE W]E NO RI<T1 ! LEFT W\LD HAVE TO 9V5T IT -- & IT (T5 HAS4 7,EXAMPLES3 ,CALCULAT$ HY/]IA OV] ,NAZIS & ,K,K,K :I* AW>DS !SE WIMPY SLUGS ! NOTORIETY !Y NE$2 OR L[E/-COMMON-D5UNCIATION ( ! ,MORAL ,MAJORITY OBVIAT+ UNMANN]LY ATTACKS ON ! REAL S\RCES ( MORALI/ TYRANNY -- ! FAMILY1 RELIGION 9 G5]AL1 & ! WORK-E?IC ESP\S$ BY LEFTI/S & ,*RI/IANS ALIKE47 ,! RI<T LIKEWISE NE$S ! LEFT3 ITS OP]ATIONAL DEF9ITION IS ALWAYS ANTI-COMMUNISM1 V>I\SLY DRECK$-\T4 ,?US LEFT & RI<T PRESUPPOSE & RECREATE EA* O!R4 

,ONE BAD ?+ AB\T BAD TIMES IS ?AT !Y MAKE OPPOSITION TOO EASY1 AS 7= 9/ANCE7 ! CURR5T ECONOMIC CRISIS GETS %OEHORN$ 9TO >*AIC ,M>XI/1 POPULI/ OR SYNDICALI/ CATEGORIES4 ,! LEFT !REBY POSITIONS ITSELF TO FULFILL ITS HI/ORIC ROLE AS RE=M] ( ?OSE 9CID5TAL 7ALBEIT AGONIZ+7 EVILS :I*1 PROP]LY ATT5D$ TO1 CONCEAL ! SY/EM'S ESS5TIAL 9EQUITIES3 HI]>*Y1 MORALISM1 BUREAUCRACY1 WAGE-LABOR1 MONOGAMY1 GOV]NM5T1 MONEY4 7,H[ CAN ,M>XISM EV] BE MORE ?AN CAPITAL'S MO/ SOPHI/ICAT$ WAY ( ?9K+ AB\T ITSELF87 

,CONSID] ! ACKN[L$G$ EPIC5T] ( ! CURR5T CRISIS3 WORK4 ,UNEMPLOYM5T IS A BAD ?+4 ,BUT IT DOESN'T FOLL[1 \TSIDE ( RI<TO-LEFTI/ DOGMA1 ?AT EMPLOYM5T IS A GOOD ?+4 ,IT ISN'T4 ,! 0RI<T TO WORK10 >GUABLY AN APPROPRIATE SLOGAN 9 #a#h#d#h1 IS OBSOLETE 9 #a#i#h#b4 ,PEOPLE DON'T NE$ WORK4 ,:AT WE NE$ IS SATISFACTION ( SUBSI/5CE REQUIREM5TS1 ON ! ONE H&1 & OPPORTUNITIES = CREATIVE1 CONVIVIAL1 $UCATIVE1 DIV]SE1 PASSIONATE ACTIVITY ON ! O!R4 ,TW5TY YE>S AGO ! ,GOODMAN BRO!RS GUESS$ ?AT #e.0 ( ! LABOR !N EXP5D$ W\LD MEET M9IMUM SURVIVAL NE$S1 A FIGURE :I* MU/ BE L[] TODAY2 OBVI\SLY 5TIRE SO-CALL$ 9DU/RIES S]VE NO?+ BUT ! PR$ATORY PURPOSES ( COMM]CE & CO]CION4 ,?AT'S AN AMPLE 9FRA/RUCTURE TO PLAY ) 9 CREAT+ A WORLD ( FRE$OM1 COMMUNITY & PLEASURE :]E 0PRODUCTION0 ( USE-VALUES IS 0CONSUMPTION0 ( FREE GRATIFY+ ACTIVITY4 ,TRANS=M+ WORK 9TO PLAY IS A PROJECT = A PROLET>IAT ?AT REFUSES ?AT CONDITION1 NOT = LEFTI/S LEFT ) NO?+ TO LEAD4 

,PRAGMATISM1 AS IS OBVI\S FROM A GLANCE AT ITS WORKS1 IS A DELUSIVE SN>E4 ,UTOPIA IS %E] COMMON S5SE4 ,! *OICE BETWE5 0FULL EMPLOYM5T0 & UNEMPLOYM5T -- ! *OICE ?AT LEFT & RI<T COLLABORATE TO CONF9E US TO -- IS ! *OICE BETWE5 ! ,GULAG & ! GUTT]4 ,NO WOND] ?AT AFT] ALL !SE YE>S A /IFL$ & SUFF]+ POPULACE IS WE>Y ( ! DEMOCRATIC LIE4 ,!RE >E LESS & LESS PEOPLE :O WANT TO WORK1 EV5 AMONG ?OSE :O RI<TLY FE> UNEMPLOYM5T1 & MORE & MORE PEOPLE :O WANT TO WORK WOND]S4 ,BY ALL MEANS LET'S AGITATE = H&\TS1 TAX CUTS1 FREEBIES1 BREAD & CIRCUSES -- :Y NOT BITE ! H& ?AT FE$S Y\8 ! FLAVOR IS EXCELL5T -- BUT )\T ILLUSIONS4 

,! 7SUR7RATIONAL K]NEL ( TRU? 9 ! MY/ICAL ,M>XI/ %ELL IS ?IS3 ! 0WORK+ CLASS0 IS ! LEG5D>Y 0REVOLUTION>Y AG5T03 BUT ONLY IF1 BY NOT WORK+1 IT ABOLI%ES CLASS4 ,P]5NIAL 0ORGANIZ]S10 LEFTI/S DON'T UND]/& ?AT ! WORK]S HAVE ALREADY BE5 DEF9ITIVELY 0ORGANIZ$0 BY1 & CAN ONLY BE ORGANIZ$ = -- !IR BOSSES4 0,ACTIVISM0 IS IDIOCY IF IT 5RI*ES & EMP[]S \R 5EMIES4 ,LEFTISM1 ?AT P>ASITE = SORE L'S1 DREADS ! \TBREAK ( A ,WILHELM ,REI*/AG FIRE :I* WILL CONSUME ITS P>TIES & UNIONS ALONG ) ! CORPORATIONS & >MIES & *UR*ES CURR5TLY CONTROLL$ BY ITS O/5SIBLE OPPOSITE4 

,N[ADAYS Y\ HAVE TO BE ODD TO GET EV54 ,GREYLIFE LEFTISM1 ) ITS *ECKLI/S ( OBLIGATORY ANTAGONISMS 7TO ?IS-ISM1 ?AT-ISM & ! O!R-ISM3 EV]Y?+ BUT LEFTISM7 IS DEVOID ( ALL HUMOR & IMAG9ATION3 H5CE IT CAN /AGE ONLY C\PS1 NOT REVOLUTIONS1 :I* *ANGE LIES BUT NOT LIFE4 ,BUT ! URGE TO CREATE IS ALSO A DE/RUCTIVE URGE4 ,ONE MORE EF=T1 LEFTI/S1 IF Y\ W\LD BE REVOLUTION>IES6 ,IF Y\'RE NOT REVOLT+ AGA9/ WORK1 Y\'RE WORK+ AGA9/ REVOLT4 

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